Abe Lincoln

While fucking a girl in the ass, take your shit covered dick out and wipe her shitty poo poo where, if she was abe lincoln, her side burns and beard would be. much like a Dirty Sanchez.

Then bend her back over, and once you are about to come, pull out and shoot her in the back of the head.

I finished that bitch off with an Abe Lincoln, just how the poor guy died in that theater.

by SpicyPMS October 13, 2009

Abe Lincoln

When someone shaves off their pubic hair and superglues them to another person's face.

Craig passed out, let's give him an Abe Lincoln!

by Bounce.Nerd November 10, 2009

Abe Lincoln

An Abe Lincoln is when someone goes into the bathroom and pees on their hand, then proceeds to exit the bathroom and shake someone elses hand.

Person 1: Hey bro, gimme some skin.
( Person 1 and Person 2 do complicated secret hand shake).
Person 2: Ewww, why is your hand all wet?
Person 1: I JUST PULLED AN ABE LINCOLN ON YOU, SON!

by Richeous Pterodactyl August 15, 2012

Abe Lincoln

previous definitions but to a black girl and when your done you say "your free to go"

I came on a black girls face, threw my pubes on it to look like abe lincoln and said 'your free to go'

by wickadhawd July 6, 2010

Abe Lincoln

When a group of guys put their hard dicks together, forming a structure that resembles a Lincoln Log cabin.

"Yo that was killer Abe Lincoln we built last night bro"
"Yeah, I can't believe we involved all the guys"
"No homo though"
"No homo"

by Horse Brutality October 8, 2014

Abe Lincoln

1/4 Devil's Springs Vodka
1/4 Bacardi 151 Rum
1/2 Vanilla Coke (Regular cola is okay in a pinch)

The amount of rum and vodka should increase after every subsequent Abe. He/she should make it through four increasing strength Abes but he/she should be gone by the fifth. The fifth Abe should be barely brown/black and contain enough over-proof liqueur to kill a horse.

That dick-head only made it through three terms of Abe Lincoln. Pussy!!!

by perfect cruelty July 13, 2009

Abe Lincoln

When you take a dump on top of someone's head so massive that it resembles a top hat.

"Hey dude, you see that white bitch over there?"
..."yeah"
"I'm gonna go give her an Abe Lincoln!"
..."wait, isn't that Hilary Clinton?"
"Duh, I want to make her feel more like a president"
..."dude, you rock my world"

by Milfy :) February 9, 2012