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Someone who can do anything.

An individual who has a constant urge to send it.

When someone stands out in any way wether or not athleticism is required.

Rapid finesser

A great way to stroke the ego

Shapeshifter
Bobby is an athlete for talking to all the girls.

Top sales this month, what an Athlete!
How did you get to become such an athlete?
Athlete by Splash King May 12, 2022
Someone who can do anything.

An individual who has a constant urge to send it.

When someone stands out in any way whether or not athleticism is required.

Rapid finesser

A great way to stroke the ego

Shapeshifter
Bobby is an athlete for talking to all the girls.

Top sales this month, what an Athlete!
How did you get to become such an athlete?
Athlete by Splash King May 12, 2022
I dont need to go to school because Im going to be in the NFL
Im an athlete
Athlete by Atom Ekwillz Adam July 17, 2026

Athlete's Smut 

The trashy/fungus-infested women that surround athletes. The females are no more attractive than the fungus causing athlete's foot, and they seem to plague athletes like an actual infestation.
Jon: Hey Rob, why are all those hoes hanging out with that quarterback?
Rob: He's got Athlete's Smut. See how they cling to him like fungus? I bet that blonde has a yeast infection.
Jon: Gross. It's passover, too.

Athlete's Pack 

Well defined abdominal muscles gained from playing intense sports. Often appears as a five pack.
Dayummmm did you see his Athlete's Pack!! Mhhh I would tap that!!

Athlete's Tongue

Affliction developed when someone speaks too much before they think, thus constantly inserting their foot into their mouth and transferring the fungus to their tongue.
Man, I can't believe that Marcus slipped again and told David's girlfriend that he was bangin' another chick. That man has athlete's tongue.
Athlete's Tongue by nyah! May 3, 2011
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