asheboro

this little city may be a dry town, but it is also a major port for drug trafficing between Florida and New York. there are two kinds of people who live there. type A people know all other type A people because their parent's parent's parents all grew up there too, nothing happens without them knowing about it within 24 hours. type B people moved there and speak english as a second language. type A people view type B people as the enemy. the main attractions in a*town consist of the NC State Zoo! and the 24 hour walmart. there is also the poor excuse for a mall. when in asheboro, don't forget to root for the home team, the asheboro blue comets of asheboro high school of the exciting asheboro, nc.

if you bring up the name "asheboro" outside of asheboro, people will think you are talking about asheville. also, it takes approximately 10 minutes to drive through asheboro on hwy 64.

by harold kumar December 17, 2005

asweh

A form of saying "I swear" in Ghanaian slang.
Similar to the word "wallah"

Guy 1: Yesterday I ran a hundred meters in under 13 seconds, ASWEH Brother!!!
Guy 2: No way, fam you must be lying.

by ELMO1337 August 16, 2017

awebunch

When some thing or situation does not inspire some awe, but a bunch of awe.

Charles: Did you see that elephant riding on a surfboard on the news last night?

Samuel: I sure did! It was awebunch!

by Bree Noelle March 29, 2009

Aweboobs

The perfect tits rubbed on your erect penis

give me some aweboobs

by ChineseDiabetes June 25, 2016

Asteberg

Fake or one who claims to play football but never shows up to practice

You're acting like an asteberg.

by Keepingup2date May 25, 2015

Asheboro High School

Shitty excuse for a high which is secretly a drug trafficking mess

I can't wait to graduate from Asheboro High School
Yeah you will probably stay there though!

by biggie_fatt May 29, 2018

Asheboro

A shitstain on the bigger shitstain that is Randolph County, North Carolina. Full of self-centered bigots and drug addicts that perpetuate themselves as they continue to dwell and breed there. Home of a mockery of a zoo and the only things going for it now is its allowing of booze to be sold and RCC's photography program. Home to a mall that could be considered Greensboro's Four Seasons' bastard child. Home to a highly discriminative and brutish police force who stop at nothing to fuck anyone over, even for something as simple as an expired inspections sticker. Home to a Nazi administration at Asheboro High. Known to devour people's entire souls without them even knowing. Part of it wants to be like Greensboro, and the other half wants to be like the rest of Randolph; dull and desolate. It'd be best to steer clear of this place.

I saw the city sign for Asheboro and it read:
"Welcome to Asheboro, Home of the North Carolina Zoo"
and below it read,
"Abandon all hope ye who enter..."

by atown sucks! March 17, 2009