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Short for: Attention Seeking Wannabe Emo Bitch.
Craves attention and does anything to get it.
Has no friends. Pathetic.
Does things to try and make people feel sorry for her,
so they'll hang out with her.

It never works.
Katie: Oh mi god! Leah just slit her wrists in front of everyone! :O
Esme: Eugh. What an ASWEB. -.-
ASWEB by poshgirls July 14, 2011
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A Group of young intelectuals that are trying to solve world hunger. They have many times been in diplomatic conflict with the state of Uganda for causing female genital mutilation, which involves much diplomatic rulement in uganda. They make music to play in the national ugandan government hall. They had much inspiration from teaching african children in rwanda javascript, and gave away many Imacs that many couldnt use becuase they dont have electrical connections. Aseben introduced Venezuela and Zimbabwe to Crypto Currency, which saved their economy from collapse and gave them a stable income. Aseben introduced Venezuela to rune scape and gave them a stable income.

We are dreamers, Intelectuals, and want to abolish female genital mutilation in europe and in certain parts of asia. Aseben started off with as a Facebook Selena Gomez & Justin Bieber fan club, but then expanded into the music buissnes and into the Diplomatic disaprity between uganda. Cureently They are trying to figure out how to put trees on the moon. They made a simulation of minecraft that is only available in space and on jupiter that allows you to erase the middle class.
Girlfriend: Hey babe.
Boyfriend: Hey Babe,
Girlfriend: how do you think the economical crisis is going in venezuela?
Boyfriend: Aseben saved it, Dont worry woman.
Aseben by Jeremy Wingere April 5, 2021
Related Words
ASWEB • aswell • awebo • asheboro • aswel • aswellas • ASWRB Effect • aweb • answeb • aseb

awebeaufoless

awebeaufoless means to be awesome, beautiful, and flawless. it's an adjective describing how someone looks.
" Wow Alexis McGuire, Ashley Thorp, and Dalia Wilson are all awebeaufoless...especially Alexis!!"
awebeaufoless by 3 aMiiGaS<33 February 17, 2010

ASWRB Effect

The leegloping of a server na dat aswrb joined
deze server is dood door het aswrb effect
ASWRB Effect by padenuki June 21, 2019

Aswellas 

The right way to agree to something. Oh you’re tired? Me aswellas! There’s many different versions of this word aswellas.

There’s uzwulluz, asswelleareas, asswalah, and oswaldo. There’s endless possibilities!
1: I really hate Miguel!
2: Me aswellas!
Aswellas by Cartata February 25, 2019

Like that too and everything aswell 

Used by some to replace "um"s, "uuh"s or "like"s in the middle of scentence.
So please dont do anything like that too and everything aswell
"Not A Weeb"

A dudling as handsome as half the people of the earth. A man wielding a jawline of obsidian known to cut through wahmens' hearts.
Tim: Watch out, WATCH OUT. Mckl's Aweb is here
Sean: Sh-t, Hide your girls
Aweb by WahmenSlayer April 3, 2019
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