Lay your lips upon my ass.

This is a more posh and refined way to say "kiss my ass". It is quite a way to win an argument.

"I will say whatever I want whenever I want. However, I want and if you got a problem with that, then you can lay your lips upon my ass."

by Yeag3300 March 18, 2024

asslips

The large fleshy protrusions surrounding the asshole. Sometimes referred to as cheeks.

Yo, that honey's got some phat asslips.

by MC DonkeyPunch November 30, 2006

Asslips

Another name for the anus.

Did you hear about Projareds asslips, i heard they were tighter then steel.

by Sus-Dog-69 November 22, 2019

Asslips

If your ass could speak the cheeks would serve as lips.

An asslip is one who makes absurd verbal representations, all the while full of, what they know to be bullshit.

Hence, because a person excretes absurdities meant for their ass, through their lips, everything that is said or done by them is considered shit.

Plural- Asslips
Singular- Asslip
*Can be used as a Noun, Verb, Adverb or Pro-noun or any other grammatical term.

Example 1-
Person 1: Did you hear what he just did!?
Person 2: Yeah, what an Asslip.

Example 2-
Person 1: Lets go and get Ari, he is taking so damn long..
Person 2: Hey, what’s taking you so long Asslips!?

by germayne48 February 22, 2011

asslips

(noun)1. A severe Kiss-ass!
2. See kissass.

Goddammit,look at that asslips Mike sucking up to the boss for saturdays off!

by E. Ave November 7, 2005

asslippz

some a guy who has ass like persons lipps

loog out, you gonna get kissed by a giant asslipz

by Cangh Jui May 17, 2003