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Two definitions are often in association with this word. The first of which is a Chump which simply put is someone who bails out on their friends. The second being the Blitz and as coined in How I Met Your Mother involves the "blitz" to leave the group of friends, causing the laws of awesomeness to increase 10 fold.
Damn that Asif leaving again... Oh shit Free Food & Hot Chicks today!!!!!
Asif by Ghat09 December 14, 2010
Why are you being such a asif
Asif by Lord duck August 15, 2017
The coolest guy in world everyone loves him and he will be the reachest guy in.
the world have the power of superman
"asif"you are so awesome
asif by BabyNatan February 6, 2018
Ugly looking person Dark skin loves coffee
Hi I’m Asif
Asif by Moeyyy11344 March 13, 2018
An absolute stud, sex machine of the highest order. When women see him they swoon and beg for his attention.
Look at that Asif he's so amazing
He looks like an Asif
Asif by Qassssim November 12, 2019
A guy who got sued 750k by Paypal and 1mil by Commonwealth for making an underage bank account lmfao
FREEDOM FOR ASIF
Asif by fasdfadf October 18, 2020