Makes Chemistry CP and Biology CP seem like fun, little, baby classes. Questions every fundamental principle and makes it 1,000,000 x harder than it already is. Boring unless you care about WHY and HOW everything in the world is. Is still way more fun than Math, Physics (CP Physics is still more challenging than AP Bio...that's how bad Physics is...), and Chem AP...but way worse than AP Social Sciences and Languages...
Bob: Yo man, you heading to AP Biology?
Joe: No, I gave up on the class. I'm just going to AP Euro so I can get an easy A.
Bob: What do you have in AP Biology?
Joe: Like a 62 percent...I had 100 percent in CP Bio...and I have like a 97 percent in AP Euro. I wish I didn't take AP Biology.
Joe: No, I gave up on the class. I'm just going to AP Euro so I can get an easy A.
Bob: What do you have in AP Biology?
Joe: Like a 62 percent...I had 100 percent in CP Bio...and I have like a 97 percent in AP Euro. I wish I didn't take AP Biology.
by lolworthy134 April 18, 2012

So here a lil rap what us bio-players like to say:
ap biology with campbell and reece
say its not bad but it makes me weeze
enrich ur brain, make the cerebellum fine
learning atoms and evolution, now dont whine
cuz in the end when u get a 5
the colleges gonna say gosh s/he fine
ap biology with campbell and reece
say its not bad but it makes me weeze
enrich ur brain, make the cerebellum fine
learning atoms and evolution, now dont whine
cuz in the end when u get a 5
the colleges gonna say gosh s/he fine
man that antoinette sure does know her loop of henle & she got acronyms for the kreb cycle like, all children in kenya see super flying monkeys often, but god she pulled another all nighter, well thats what she gets for taking the AP bio class.
by bio biotch April 30, 2005

a flaming hell hole of a class that will result in dropping gpas absolutely no sleep labs that don’t even make sense as someone who is taking ap bio please please please do NOT TAKE THIS CLASS. if u think ur all though and smart and “bIolOgy WaS sO eAsY” yes well this class ISNT. i’ve lost all my sanity and friends i get 0.00 hours of sleep and the highest i’ve made in a test is a 68. let’s go ap bio!
student 1: hey dude are you okay?
student 2: i have an ap biology test next period.
student 1: do you want me to kill you or are you gonna kill yourself
student 2: i have an ap biology test next period.
student 1: do you want me to kill you or are you gonna kill yourself
by brookehello October 25, 2019

A student that is academically gifted in the study of biology. They live, breath, and sleep biology. All they talk about is biology. When biology is not being spoken of, they throw in a sentence that relates to biology. People think they are crazy for taking an AP Biology. They endure endless hours of homework, sleepless nights, and 19 paged tests every single day. They walk around with a blank look on their face when they are not in biology class because they are wondering where they are. They do not know what to do outside of biology class. They are awkward. They only know how to communicate logically with their fellow homo sapiens that take AP biology. AP Biology students are generally superstitious about staying away from tall buildings and pointy objects when they do not have biology class.
AP Biology Student #1 "Hey, I bet I got less hours of sleep than you!"
AP Biology Student #2 "I got 1 hour of sleep last night, top that."
AP Biology Student #1 "I got 0."
AP Biology Student #2 "I envy you."
AP Biology Student #2 "I got 1 hour of sleep last night, top that."
AP Biology Student #1 "I got 0."
AP Biology Student #2 "I envy you."
by bobcat10101 December 5, 2013

A pretty easy class, I took it as a freshman and it's not as hard as many people think. It does require good student effort and listening in class, but most people get 5s on the exam.
Person 1: How's AP Biology going?
Person 2: It's going well. I have an 89, but the notebook check should bring it up.
Person 1: Cool.
Person 2: It's going well. I have an 89, but the notebook check should bring it up.
Person 1: Cool.
by Yu Sao January 27, 2017

“My parents want me to take an AP class, but since I have the intelligence of a fruit fly and suck balls at math, I’ll probably just take AP Biology.”
by in the stratosphere April 23, 2019
