An Afghani Handy is when a women, preferably of Middle Eastern descent, wipes her ass with one hand after taking a shit. Once she does this she proceeds to give you, or the male a hand job with the same hand.
by bssknox December 10, 2009
When you get up in the morning and you go to the cupboard, while you still have a woody, and to your surprise you accidentally blow your load while holding an IED while you fuck your goat and you shout out "Jiminy Freakin Crickets".
by cfthirteen June 11, 2017
Goat feces topped with semen following a man-on-goat love sesh in which the fecal matter represents the cake and the semen represents the frosting. Commonly found in Afghanistan and other middle eastern countries where people fuck goats.
"Here, try this Afghani cupcake. I made it myself."
"Gross. The desert is covered in Afghani Cupcakes."
"Gross. The desert is covered in Afghani Cupcakes."
by mr excellent November 20, 2017
It was hot and heavy and then he gave me the Afghani Waterhose and my eyes lit up with excitement..five minutes later his orgasm and urine were running down my leg.
by Crk* June 17, 2019
When on a hot summer's day, while on a drive with a friend or family member you roll up the windows and lock'em, after that you put the heaters on full blast and rip major ass.
I was on a drive with my buddy yesterday and I Afghani hotboxed his ass. I don't think he'll drive with me again
by Thomas the rail gun December 23, 2022
by kooskesh February 01, 2008
Gay assed name for the Arabian Goggles!!!!!
Afghani Goggles!?!?!?! wtf???
It's Arabian Goggles, and it's going to stay that way
Afghani Goggles!?!?!?! wtf???
It's Arabian Goggles, and it's going to stay that way
by macdaddy June 11, 2004