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Adolescent Love

While it seems serious and genuine to the two 12-14 year old lovers, adolescent love is simply a term used for "Young Love"- aka, making out and/or spooning in hallways before breaking up in about 3-4 weeks
Paul: Dude, me and Lexi are definetally gonna be together forever! We are soo in love

Noah: Sounds like a hopeless case of adolescent love

Paul: And YOU'RE still a virgin!

Noah: You're not?

Paul:....................stfu
by TheUrbanGuru June 5, 2010
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Adolescent Bambino

Speaker 1: Bro, some of these new wave artists are whack

Speaker 2: Listen to Adolescent Bambino, he's a talented musician and creative mind
by theboyisfocused July 4, 2020
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Adolescent section

A section on Yahoo for teens to hang out, lots of drama and ignorant and fake people. But very addicting.
Katy - I'm going on Y!A, the Adolescent section.

Mike - You need to get a life.
by K.Block August 7, 2009
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Adolescent Patriotism Act

On June 14, 1954, President Dwight Eisenhower signed a bill to insert the phrase “under God” into the U.S. Pledge of Allegiance that children recited every morning in school. The United States wanted to distinguish itself from godless communist countries.

Following this Eisenhower signed another bill that declared all children born after the year 1950 would be required to visit all 48 U.S. States to obtain a high school diploma. This was put into place as a way to promote patriotism in American youth.

In 1959 after the installation of both Hawaii and Alaska as U.S. states. The law was called into question as Congress was unsure of requiring students to travel out of the continental United States.
Currently American students are required to visit all 50 U.S. States in order to graduate from high school. Each student gets 12 years to complete this. They are allowed to cross their home state off the list (Excluding District of Columbia students). They must show proof they've visited the state either by photo, souvenir, or a local signature.

In 2016 Hilary Clinton argued this law was classicist and targeted marginalized communities.
Many Americans are forced to get GEDs due to not visiting all 50 states. The groups with the lowest average graduation rates were Black, Indigenous, and Hispanic.
Democrats have been calling for this law to be revoked but have been blocked on several occasions by Republicans who wish for the law to remain in action.
American: "In order to graduate high school in the U.S. we have to visit all 50 states."
Brit: "Please, that's not true. How stupid do you think I am?"
American: "No, seriously it's the 1954 Adolescent Patriotism Act."
by GummyBear652 May 23, 2024
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adolescent mom

A mom you want to fuck, that gave birth when she was an adolescent
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Fluorescent Adolescent

1. A song by the Arctic Monkeys.

2. a child who, through overexposure to television, movies and music, grows up too quickly and without substance. By the time they are around 13 they believe they are ready for sex, alcohol, and drugs. The later feel remorse for the childhood that they skipped over.
1. Fluorescent Adolescent is my favourite song from Favourite Worst Nightmare.

2. If you let your child sit infront of the tv everynight he's going to become a fluorescent adolescent.
by Sanna C. November 1, 2008
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re-adolescent

A person in their 20's or 30's (or beyond) who appreciates and enjoys what are perceived as childish or immature pursuits.
Do you watch cartoons more than the news? Wear sneakers more than shoes? Buy kid's meals to get the toys for yourself? And are you of legal drinking age? If so, you are a re-adolescent.
by joe. September 30, 2003
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