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Gas, Ass or Grass. Nobody rides for free. 

The saying states that if a man is providing a ride or transportation for a girl. She must have common courtesy to supply the man with one of 3 things in return. 1. Grass (Marijuana) 2.Gas (Fuel for his vehicle 3. Ass (Intercourse). If she doesn't give him 1 or more of these 3 things then she would not be able to get a ride. Hence the term nobody rides for free. This became a slang in the mid 1970's when hitchikers would hitch rides down interstate routes. This term applys to homosexual males who want the same 3 options given to a man passanger. Typically a girl would pay with ass due to the fact she doesn't have funds hence why she is hitch hiking for a ride. So her ass is the only asset she can use to get transportation from point A to point B. This still happens today. In fact more then ever. So if you see a girl hitch hiking be sure to apply the gas, ass or grass tactic in your adventures. You may score gas for your ride, some grass to smoke. or usually the most appreciated of the 3. the good old sacred anal sex. So enjoy and proceed on.
Ashley- Hey wait!!

John- Hey whats wrong?
Ashley- I am stranded here in the interstate. I have to walk 105 miles till I get home. my car broke.

John- oh, im so sorry. Do you want a ride?

Ashley- Oh my gosh yes. please. your a life saver

John- But of course Gas, Ass or Grass. Nobody rides for free.

Ashley- Oh I don't have Money on me and I don't smoke.

John- well i don't know then. i guess i cant help

Ashley- No wait, ill give you the ass. i don't want to walk please.

John- Get in

Ashley proceeds to fuck john in the back of his chevy Tahoe until he cums in her mouth and then this will pay for fare of the ride he is providing her. Pretty curel tactic but it is applied often. especially in low population exposed areas without a lot of foot traffic.

ass or elbow 

a game that can be played by looking at a close-up picture of an ass or an elbow, then guessing which one it is
hey marc, ass or elbow? ...ass? ...no elbow. ahh man damn it.
ass or elbow by eeen November 9, 2006

ass or brains

ass or brains is another term for heads or tails - ass being tails and brains being heads.
ok were going to flip the coin .. call it .. ass or brains ?
ass or brains by spitts mcman October 6, 2011

ass or brains

ass or brains is synonymous with heads or tails. ass is tails and brains is tails
ass or brains is asked while(or before) a flipping the coin, you ask ass or brains, and if the coin lands on "heads" its brains.. and if it lands on "tails" its brains
ass or brains by spitts mcman October 7, 2011

ass cash or grass 

Ass = Sex Cash = Money Grass = Weed
You'll have to give me ass cash or grass for a ride home

ass gas or grass

The most acceptable forms of payment for the favor of being given a ride to any destination. Roughly translates to: money, weed, or sex (oral sex is also acceptable). Gifts should be given promptly and without hesitation.
Brian: Well, here we are.

Girl: Aw, well thanks for the ride Brian-

*she begins to exit the car*

Brian: Hey- hey, hey! Not so fast, its ass gas or grass in this car, bitch. And it seems I've got a full tank and plenty of the fine erb, so uhhh... *nods head, indicating genitals*
ass gas or grass by BES the best September 4, 2008