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D.A.P.S

Dry Angry Pussy Syndrome is a common condition women get when their partner has done something to hurt or upset them. This could range from forgetting to tell them they look beautiful when they get dolled up to not answering their texts within seconds when they reach out to you. DAPS can come on at any moment and it can last minutes to hours to months. It all depends on the severity of the infraction.
Friend 1 - Hey Man. You want to go catch the game tonight and have a couple of pints.
Friend 2 - I can't man. Sheena has a case of the D.A.P.S and it's making me as miserable as her.
Friend 1 - Good luck with that. Those D.A.P.S can be a Mofo!!
by Big Daddy Clambake June 4, 2018
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T.M.P.D.A

Too Much Public Display of Affection.

When two people are seen making out in a public area like a shopping mall or a park. Usually said when the two people can't keep their hands off each other and are constantly kissing each other.
Guy 1: Hey check out those two they can't keep their hands off each other I don't think I've seen them apart for one second.

Guy 2: T.M.P.D.A

or

Friend: Aah c'mon guys T.M.P.D.A can't you two keep off each other for one second there are kids about
by mohamedrapadoo July 26, 2009
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L.A.P.D.

Laugh
As
People
Die

-or-

Love
And
Peace
Dude

The band Brian 'Head' Welch (guitar), Reginald 'Fieldy' Arvizu (bass), David Silveria (drums) and Rick Morril (not part of Korn) played for before joining Korn and meeting Johnathan Davis (vocals), which is the greatest Nu-Metal band of all time.

LAPD L.A.P.D. Police Korn Da Po Po
Man, I kinda wish that L.A.P.D. stayed around longer, they were pretty good. Although Rick Morril can't sing like JD can!
by ChristianK May 2, 2007
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m.a.p.d.

Mothers Against Paris Driving, or any other celebrity driving a vehicle after partying.
1. Anyone who think celebrities should stay with the limos, instead of pouring themsleves behind the wheel when out partying.
2. Mothers Against Paris Driving are raising money for Lindsay Lohan's limo driver.
3.No one wants to see Paris Driving. Even if her limo driver has the night off, she can afford a fuckin' cab!
4.The M.A.P.D. will find you...
by v83image January 3, 2008
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L.A.P.D. Beatdown

A group of at least 5 men surround a woman in a gangbang and beat the shit out of her with their penises.
Neal, Chad, Zach, Josh, and C.J. surrounded a cheerleader and gave her the L.A.P.D. Beatdown.
by PDtamer03 May 30, 2006
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D.A.P.

Desi American Princess. Similar to a JAP, but from India/Pakistan.
by aaaaggg October 21, 2008
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L.A.P.D.

Large Ass Pelvis Destroyer.

-An overweight female that would destroy your pelvis if she had sex with you.
I just hooked up with an L.A.P.D. and now i wont be able to walk in weeks.
by coomey January 17, 2011
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