a fifth 

vodka, rum whatever.. but an amout of that. like a small bottle thing that people usually drink while they walk down the street to a party or the park to smoke an L with their ppls.

i drank a fifth of vodka, then a forty, but i was fine cause u know what they say liquor before beer and ur in the clear!

a fifth by deenie June 18, 2004

Date and a fifth 

Its a type of party in which everyone must come with a date and a 750 ML bottle of hard alcohol (fifth). However, you must stay zip tied to your date until the two of you finish the entire bottle together. This usually leads to a shit show and everyone gets hammered. Its also convenient because the people throwing the party don't need to buy alcohol other than for themselves. Invented at Santa Clara University.

Joe: Hey are you going to date and a fifth with Katie?
Frank: Hell no, she barely drinks. I'm not trying to black out.

Date and a fifth by Dunne3 May 27, 2012

slap a fifth 

The act of getting so drunk one must finish off a fifth of liqueur in one day and still be conscious enough to slap the bottle.

Trey wanted to get sauced so he said, "let's slap a fifth."
Trey was so cheesed he must've slapped a fifth.
Hey, let's slap a fifth.

slap a fifth by #thatguyinthecorner January 15, 2013

are you smarter than a fifth grader? 

Idiots compete with children for cash prizes

Are you smarter than a fifth grader? no

are you smarter than a fifth grader? by Lazy727 October 24, 2007

if if was a fifth 

means "what if" things were different, how would it be if things changed.
Coined by Bay Area rappers like Mistah F.A.B. and E-40
if it was no guns most of yall would be punks
its the truth, think about it playa

"If if was a fifth then we'd all be drunk. If it was no guns most of yall would be punks. If this was a class most of yall would flunk. If if was fifth then we'd all be drunk."-Mistah F.A.B.
"if if was a 5th then i'd be diggin in yo girl instead of lookin at her, if if was a 5th."-E-40

if if was a fifth by staystrong keep ya head up December 24, 2006

roll a fifth 

Rolling a blunt with 5gs of weed in it

Aye he just rolled a fifth.
Stop fucking around and roll a fifth.

roll a fifth by Deman1234 June 22, 2017

i couldn't think of a fifth word for this so i just put this

When someone simply cannot think of a fifth word for a definition.

i couldn't think of a fifth word for this so i just put this

i couldn't think of a fifth word for this so i just put this by Fake Namezz March 1, 2008