Five you a Caller 

"I'll give you a call" in drunk. Usually associated with other typos and "wtf does that mean" words. Used mainly when writing a message to one of your mates.

Jamie (while leaving a message to a friend): andy you mised the pubcrwal ill five you a caller when the djunk one coems along.

Five you a Caller by Siobhan O'Shea December 17, 2008

Doing A Caleb

The art of Capitalising letters by mistake!

Person 1: BACK
Person 1: Oops caps
Person 2: Ooh, you were just Doing A Caleb

Doing A Caleb by Coolsimanious October 21, 2013

Laying a cable 

British slang for taking a shit

“Hi honey, I’m just laying a cable!”

Laying a cable by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 7, 2018

Laying a cable 

British slang for taking a shit

“Hi honey, I’m just laying a cable!”

Laying a cable by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 7, 2018

Laying A Cable 

What young people do to old people before they've paid any tax.

Oh, hello Young man/lady; are you laying a cable?

Laying A Cable by Mad Dan (Leicester) August 18, 2019

Pulling a Caleb 

When you date two separate woman and you ruin them to the point where they end up dating each other.

Both his exes hate him so much! They’re together now! He's pulling a Caleb man!

Pulling a Caleb by Clank2002 December 22, 2021

Usul has called a big one 

Indicates the need to take a particularly large crap. Originates from the movie Dune.

"Hey bra, where ya headed?"
"To the can. Usul has called a big one."

Usul has called a big one by Jimboat January 23, 2012