I seem to have done a toilet on the floor

What you say when you just had an accident.

"Dude, I seem to have done a toilet on the floor."
"Dude, clean it up, that is gross."

by Soiled Undergarment August 16, 2003

Shit a hole through the floor

To be so startled/terrified that you shit yourself in such a way that your excrement hits the floor and burns a solid hole directly through it.

Used to indicate that a situation is/was exceptionally horrifying.

Similar to shit bricks

When I saw the murderer's mask, I shit a hole through the floor and ran.

by Xombifier October 8, 2014

Half a Yam on the Floor

A relative of wordTwo Yams in a Bag/word. Two Yams in a Bag is a second cousin twice removed from Chow Yun Fat. Two Fat Yams is his brother.

Kung Fu Nerd 1: Hey, did you see that new Chow Yun Fat movie Bulletproof Monk?
Kung Fu Nerd 2: No, man, but I caught Half a Yam on the Floor's new movie, Puddingproof Noodle.

by Weeeeeezek September 19, 2003

Floor Makeover In A Day

The process of overnight decor transformation with Welspun Flooring's Click-N-Lock Tiles that will leave your house looking lit 🔥 like a winter bonfire or a Diwali spark any time of the year.

“How is their decor suddenly looking so wow?”
“Oh they got a floor makeover in a day”

by such-a-day it was November 23, 2021

Lance A BroomStick From Any Floor That Will Go Through Bars And Land On Another Floor

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Lance A BroomStick From Any Floor That Will Go Through Bars And Land On Another Floor

by Abreathofaversaillian March 1, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Gypsy in a Flash Flood

One who dresses mismatched, unflattering, or just plain goofy therefore everyone knows this person is trying to make his or her own style but failing miserably at it.

Someone who looks like they got dressed in the dark ran out of the house in whatever they through on without looking into a mirror before stepping into the world.

My god, did you look at Betty this morning? She looks like a Gypsy in a Flash Flood!

by J. Bilewicz March 30, 2007