January 9

ITS NATIONAL GET YOUR LGBTQ+ FRIEND A GIFT

just get them a gift on January 9

by _eatmyshorts_ November 09, 2020

January 9

National eat your dads toes and your besties too !! Once you’re done that go around your neighbourhood yelling “KILL THE TURTLES” (as a joke ofc but still do it) and see the reaction on vsco girls/boys faces when they drop they hydroflask on the ground and yelling at you in vsco code !!

“I’ve been getting yelled at a lot today for saying stuff ‘bout turtles, do yk what going on?”
yeah- it’s January 9.

by i ate ur mums leg an’ ur toes December 12, 2020

January 9

National send foot pic day
The day you send someone foot pics for no reason

Steve: Hey John it's January 9th
John: So
Steve: Its the day you send someone random foot pics

by Bluefox15 January 08, 2022

January 9

National give the you hang out with your sweatshirt. and while you are at it, kiss them 💗

Girl: “wanna hangout on January 9th”
Guy: “guess I have to bring you a sweatshirt”
Girl: “Why??!?!?!”

Guy: “because it is January 9th”

by Somekidfromthesouth November 23, 2020

january 9 2006

on this day the most beautiful girl in the world was born!

i love you baby!!!

on january 9 2006 an amazing and beautiful person was born

by brahayo March 22, 2022

January 9

If on January 9th you have someone who follows the criteria of :

Being offended by everything

Named Joel

Is a Femboy
Then, according to law (trust me), you are legally allowed to beat the shit out of them

God isn’t Joel getting offended like always today. Wait isn’t it January 9th, get him boys

by Tuff Golem>Sniffer January 02, 2023

January 9

The day the coolest person on earth was born, Jesse. He is just so sexy it's insane. All the girls want him, and all the guys want to BE him. He's much cooler than Patrick.

"You were born on January 9? Is your name Jesse?"

by SexiestGuy March 23, 2022