May 4th

May 4th is National slap the fuck out of every friend you have day

Friend 1: yooooo, you know what day it is today

Friend 2: may 4th, why?

Friend 1: it’s National slap the fuck out of friend you have day.

friend 3: OHHHH SHIT

Friend 4: RUNNNN

Friend 2: your not scary bro

Friend 1: Come of bro slap box me

Freind 2: Slaps the fuck out of friend 1

by IowanCorn2352 May 1, 2023

may 4th

the day the hottest girls were born. if you know a girl whose bday is may 4th, you’re lucky, she’s a goddess. treat her right fr

- damn, who is that?
- i don’t know but she’s hot asf bro
- yea. her birthday must be may 4th

by whotfisray November 23, 2021

may 4th

the best day of the year because its my birthday

people born on may 4th are hot tbh. (cause i am

by Olivia.Merry.Bear.203 July 21, 2022

May 4th

National hug day! Hug someone you like and they have to hug you back. If they don’t you get to slap him/her/or them.

Alair: Carter, it’s May 4th

Carter: Okay, and..?
Alair: It’s national hug someone you like day.
Carter: Oh..
Alair: ..and if you don’t i get to slap you.
Carter: your hot

by cardibiscanceled November 1, 2019

May 4th

National switch masks with a homeless man day!
Step one: Find a homeless person
Step two: Ask to trade masks with them

ITS SIMPLE!!

You: Hey. It's may 4th you know what that means!
Homeless person: Yeah yeah I know here gimme your mask 🙄

by Daddy Dora April 23, 2021

May 4th

National send a titty pic day

Chad “Yo it’s may 4th, you know what that means”

by zovo9 May 4, 2022

May 4th

If you were born today, your ugly to say the least.

b-day person: ITS MY BIRTHDAY!

Someone: Your birthday is May 4th you just ugly!

by Free avacodos May 3, 2021