Friend 1: yooooo, you know what day it is today
Friend 2: may 4th, why?
Friend 1: it’s National slap the fuck out of friend you have day.
friend 3: OHHHH SHIT
Friend 4: RUNNNN
Friend 2: your not scary bro
Friend 1: Come of bro slap box me
Freind 2: Slaps the fuck out of friend 1
Friend 2: may 4th, why?
Friend 1: it’s National slap the fuck out of friend you have day.
friend 3: OHHHH SHIT
Friend 4: RUNNNN
Friend 2: your not scary bro
Friend 1: Come of bro slap box me
Freind 2: Slaps the fuck out of friend 1
by IowanCorn2352 May 2, 2023
the day the hottest girls were born. if you know a girl whose bday is may 4th, you’re lucky, she’s a goddess. treat her right fr
by whotfisray November 23, 2021
May 4th is a day dedicated to your homegirl dead. this entails you spam posting stuff and shoving her in your face
may 4th - (person) Hey what day is it? (other person) its the 4th of may, why? (person) oh its the first annual dead day then? (other person) I believe it is!
by jojoke.mp3 May 3, 2022
National hug day! Hug someone you like and they have to hug you back. If they don’t you get to slap him/her/or them.
Alair: Carter, it’s May 4th
Carter: Okay, and..?
Alair: It’s national hug someone you like day.
Carter: Oh..
Alair: ..and if you don’t i get to slap you.
Carter: your hot
Carter: Okay, and..?
Alair: It’s national hug someone you like day.
Carter: Oh..
Alair: ..and if you don’t i get to slap you.
Carter: your hot
by cardibiscanceled November 1, 2019
National switch masks with a homeless man day!
Step one: Find a homeless person
Step two: Ask to trade masks with them
ITS SIMPLE!!
Step one: Find a homeless person
Step two: Ask to trade masks with them
ITS SIMPLE!!
You: Hey. It's may 4th you know what that means!
Homeless person: Yeah yeah I know here gimme your mask 🙄
Homeless person: Yeah yeah I know here gimme your mask 🙄
by Daddy Dora April 23, 2021
by zovo9 May 5, 2022
by Free avacodos May 3, 2021