The act of shitting on someones chest and then fucking them. When this is complete you amaze them with another everything must go sale, and then you puke on their face just before you shoot your load of hot sticky cum all over the puke.
I was fucking this bitch last week and she made me take her to a "2 Day Yard Sale". I shit on the dumb cunts chest and then fucked her brains out. Just when she thought I was finished I puked all over her face and then busted a nut on my still steaming partially digested food.
by Mayor J October 6, 2008
Get the 2 Day Yard Salemug. When wearing something (an outfit) again after wearing it the day before..
Usually occurs when someone dresses really nice on the weekend and nobody really got to see it, so they wear it again to work/school on Monday.
Usually occurs when someone dresses really nice on the weekend and nobody really got to see it, so they wear it again to work/school on Monday.
Vanessa and Kathryn went to the mall together on Sunday.
Vanessa got all dressed up.
Monday: Vanessa wears the same outfit but only Kathryn saw her in it on Sunday.
Kathryn: Hey vanessa, i like youur 2-Day 2-Morrow Outfit ! You totally wore that yesterday!
Vanessa: Shhh! i don't want people to know !
Vanessa got all dressed up.
Monday: Vanessa wears the same outfit but only Kathryn saw her in it on Sunday.
Kathryn: Hey vanessa, i like youur 2-Day 2-Morrow Outfit ! You totally wore that yesterday!
Vanessa: Shhh! i don't want people to know !
by hurtadaa October 25, 2010
Get the 2-Day 2-Morrow Outfitmug. old-sport-gamer-2: 69 69 funny number big chungus 69
ServerOwner: tomorrow is Ban Old-Sport-Gamer-2 Day, therefore you are getting banned
old-sport-gamer-2: what the fuck
ServerOwner: tomorrow is Ban Old-Sport-Gamer-2 Day, therefore you are getting banned
old-sport-gamer-2: what the fuck
by BestialCreeper December 18, 2020
Get the Ban Old-Sport-Gamer-2 Daymug. take a pen and go draw something on your friends face.
you can draw anything, but dont be too mean;)
you can draw anything, but dont be too mean;)
by pew_die_eyes November 1, 2019
Get the 2 november: face tattoo daymug. "Fuck Petey"
"So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other day and as I was about to cum, I fingered my uretha and forced the cummies back inside me. I left it there until it hardened and then I pushed it out and did a pee pee cummie poo. I splerged for Zurg."
*giggling*
"So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other day and as I was about to cum, I fingered my uretha and forced the cummies back inside me. I left it there until it hardened and then I pushed it out and did a pee pee cummie poo. I splerged for Zurg."
*giggling*
by SerbianWarCriminal May 1, 2019
Get the So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other daymug. by Smogus Relaton Amogus December 20, 2021
Get the -left-E's 2 Day Old Drawing Tabletmug. Celebrate August 2nd by making an ice cream sandwich or colour something in a colouring book! Now I want to eat a ice cream sandwich right now! Are there any shops with them?
Person 1: Happy National ice cream sandwich and colouring book day!
Person 2: Thanks! You too! I made a sandwich for today!
(August 2 - National 🍦🥪 day and Colouring 📕 Day!
Person 2: Thanks! You too! I made a sandwich for today!
(August 2 - National 🍦🥪 day and Colouring 📕 Day!
by speakingthemind August 3, 2021
Get the August 2 - National 🍦🥪 day and Colouring 📕 Daymug.