by Anonymous 089 May 10, 2021
by Crush things appropriate 🥰😇 May 10, 2021
If this day is your crushes birthday you have to ask them out because the law says so and they have to say YES!
YOU: Hey birthday girl, I really like you so will you go out with me?
THEM: Well it's may 11 so I guess I have to
THEM: Well it's may 11 so I guess I have to
by PoggggggGaymer6969 April 20, 2021
That moment when you receive true freedom from the worst 4 years of classes anyone could ask for... which quickly comes to an end when some random ass company chains you to some desk by your mental pink sock forcing you to slave away in a room smelling like a dutch oven where all the couches in the break room have already been hot pocketed by the last bitch who got an alaskan snow dragon on her smoke break.
Well shit, after May 11 the only job I could get was in California. How am I gonna tell my girlfriend?
by Hunley2334 April 16, 2019
An amazing spring day where the best pool parties take place. Almost everyone born on this day is beautiful, smart, and lucky.
by madamebookworm July 28, 2020
Happy birthday Josephine I wish you the greatest times watch your back PS 4.6 million people are on this website
by Brilliant Barnes February 29, 2020
You: hi you were born on may 11. You must be amazing
Person you are talking to: yeah I am pretty amazing
Person you are talking to: yeah I am pretty amazing
by Omega_lul_69 December 23, 2019