Kampfwagen 1.0

Kampfwagen 1.0 is a vehicle used before and during the second world war. The appearance of the vehicle looks just like the Volkswagen Beetle. This vehicle would be used by Hitler when driving into battle. During the battles Hitler would lean back in his seat in slow motion and swing his arms around while screaming german profanities, avoiding all bullets shot at him. This tactic would prove useful when Hitler conquered most of Europe in a record-breaking time. This tactic was the most important part of the invasion of France. The Anglo-French army could not strike Hitler with any of their bullets, no matter how much they shot at him. The defenders then got so frustrated that they would often die of heart attacks or just kill themselves. This tactic would then go on to becoming the cause for 99% of all allied deaths during the second world war. Although later in the war, the allies would find an effective way to deal with this problem. All they would do is to give every soldier 1 liter of heroin, which would calm them down and they would just move right past Hitler. This strategy made Hitler furious, and he would reportedly storm out of his car and scream at the soldiers to try and shoot him but to no avail. Hitler would in fact get so mad, that he would rip his hair out until he became bald and fall on the ground, similar to how Walter White fell in the episode "Ozymandius".

-I just watched this amazing documentary on Kampfwagen 1.0, it was probably the best piece of media I have ever consumed.

by Odd von Høsthatt January 11, 2023

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5-1-0

1. The police radio code for a dangerous driver. Generally a dangerous/drunk driver, or a speeder.

2. The portable version of Need for Speed: Most Wanted. Exclusively on the PSP, you can also take out the tuners as the cop in 'Tuner Take-down' mode. Fun, but over time you may get over it.

1. >>Yo, dawg, I just beat Need For Speed 5-1-0!
>>Nigga please!

2. Attention all units. We have a 5-1-0 headed northbound on I-64. Suspect is driving a Black Mercedes CLK. Engaging pursuit, over.

by NapalmJoe June 29, 2006

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