spark-o-matic

Piece of shit electronics purchase that is brand named to a big box store

In the 1980's you came home from school and your Dad burst into excitement as he boasted to you about his most recent electronics purchase for the family vehicle, he throws you the keys and you race to the car to see, as you run with great joy you imagine how great the new Alpine/Pioneer/Blaupunkt sound system will sound and how cool your friends are going to think you are. You open the rotted out door on your dads k-car only to find a Canadian Tire brand Spark-O-Matic radio looking back at you, to compare, if this radio were a pair of jeans it would have been a designer pair from the salvation army. So when someone you know purchases a Big Box store brand electronics item you call it "Spark-O-Matic".
"Did you see Johns piece of shit radio he bought at Walmart?,that fucking thing is Spark-O-Matic"
by Dumpster Dave Dudemiester September 21, 2013
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Jizz-O-Matic

A woman that is so hot you jizz in you pants
The girl in the club last night was so hot, she was Jizz-O-Matic!
by Marvin21 February 23, 2010
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intense-o-matic

Aaron you are intense-o-matic
by Jamie1 March 21, 2008
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sketch-o-matic

pure sketch. anyone who acts in a way that is downright shady, off-kilter, up to nothing good..

borrowed from barkay's "sex-o-matic" .. different context though
i.e. "see how he creepin'--? that dude sketch-o-matic"
by ghettoMD October 15, 2013
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splash o matic

OVERPOWERED WEAPON AND THATS WHY I MAIN IT

It got nerfed 😞

I LOVE BURST BOMBS
1: splash o matic is overpowered ngl

2: f*ck off you dirty piece of sh*t you probably main golden aerospray and spam Booyah bomb or your f*cking sprinklers go KYS you disgrace to the planet earth go back to alterna and get killed by global warming while I stay in turf war with my baby splash o matic
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chub-o-matic

When there's that one girl you ALWAYS have chubs around.
Yo, that girl over there, she's pretty chub-o-matic
by JTARPZ October 02, 2009
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noob-o-matic

1.usually someone who is automatically born as a Noob.

2.Someone who can instantly detect or find someone who is a noob.
"what are you a noob-o-matic"
" my noob-o-matic senses are tingling"
by owned_105 September 02, 2008
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