Hot Pocket

Slang word for vagina

Damn, you'll need a safari hat to get through her hot pocket.

by TheAllAmericanPreacher May 6, 2015

Hot Pocket

This is when a male shits a fatty into her coochie and then rams it home.

*Only done by freaky Germans

by Diss-gust-ing September 18, 2003

Hot Pocket

When land a trick while skating (or don't land it) and one or both of your feet kinda fold up and you really feel it in your ankle. It hurts.

Dude: "Fuck dude, I just switch hardflip stairway but I got hot pockets on both feet!"
Other Dude: "You're feet can eat?"
Dude: "No dude, like I pressured my feet..."
Other Dude: "Like peer pressure??"
Dude: ".........You're an idiot."

by ANDYBOO January 5, 2008

Hot Pocket

A vagina. This is because a vagina is a pocket and is very hot. If you have a cold hot pocket, then it would just be called a pocket.

Jida put the chicken popper in her hot pocket.

by Mikidy Diggidy August 1, 2008

Hot Pocket

The only response so far that could "possibly" have been right was the whole "taking a shit in someone's couch" thing BUT the "true" definition of a Hot Pocket is the act of placing one's hand up to their butt, cupping a fart in their hand, and then releasing it into another person's face (Usually to a friend as a joke but it's always good to get the old lady as well) while saying "Hot Pocket"...then just enjoy.

My girlfriend pissed me off so the bitch got a Hot Pocket.

by SunnyBunnyFL September 7, 2010

Hot Pocket

a Hot Pocket is when the guy takes a dump in the girl's vagina and then they have sex

"Hey we should make it interesting tonight, lets try a Hot Pocket, you shit in my pussy and then we fuck."

by Agent-Orange April 20, 2009

Hot Pocket

When you shit inside a vagina and then cum all over it to close it

That pornstar was amazing she let me give her a hot pocket

by BossmanNogo November 30, 2016