nemo

a joke or other informative nugget circulated ad nauseum via email, usually by someone unaware the recipients of their email have seen the entry many many times

named after the 'Found Nemo' parody image of the Pixar-Disney movie "Finding Nemo", in which the main fish character has been Photoshopped into a sushi platter

by giraffe-o September 26, 2005

Nemo

Background Info:
Everybody knows that Nemo had a crippled fin, but it never stoppped him from swimming.

Verb;
Nemoing - The act of getting wrist deep with your injured arm. Thinks casts, bandages and braces.

This guy was nemoing the crap out of this girl

by DevoSTD March 21, 2011

Nemo

a perverted little clown fish who touched a butt

Nemo:"I'm brave!"
*touches the butt*
*butt jiggles*
"ooh-YAAAA!"

by thegoodboi123 August 26, 2019

Nemo

The opposite of Omen. Nemo spelt backwards spells Omen, so likewise, the definition is backwards as well.

Definition of Omen: anything perceived or happening that is believed to portend a good or evil event or circumstance in the future

So, Nemo would mean something that has already happened.

Person 1: It's a bird of ill omen.
Person 2: It's already happening... It's a bird of ill nemo.

by Resent of ijji Gunz April 29, 2010

Nemo

A Nigger That Is An Emo

“Man that Nemo seems to always be depressed”

by Koidan🤙🏼💯 September 19, 2018

NEMO

The word used for someone who claims they have never masterbated. This is usually a term regarding females. Unless you are too young to understand what it is everybody does it and anyone who sais this is a liar!!! Hell I'm Masterbating right now, thats how honest us blokes are!

Never Ever Masterbated OOOOOOOOOmygod!!!!!!!

Andrew, luke and simon: Hey Clare how many times do you masterbate a week?
Clare: OMG i dont do that thing!
Andrew, luke and simon: O c'mon just a ball park figure...
Clare: seriously ive never masterbated ever.

Andrew, luke and simon: Your lying you must have played the odd tune on the old banjo at some point...?
Clare: EEE no girls masterbate, trust me.

Andrew, luke and simon: er... Shut up ya NEMO!!!

by one of the evil ones... April 13, 2008

NEMO!

What is often heard in Sushi bars and Jap resturants upon recieving your appetizer!

Found NEMO!

by Abysslooksback65 December 20, 2003