Kalani

After a woman blows your for at least 15 minutes, you hold them down and cum in there ear.

I'm going to Kalani your mom!

by Nixsquad November 13, 2010

Kalani

He is the realest Muthaphuk'n G

Person 1: Damm that guys rock 12 inches on his cock
Person 2: Well you know what they say about those kalanis
Person 1: What?
Person 2:When your at work he's fuckn' yo bitch

by UrMate9113 April 12, 2020

Kalani

A racial slur for Indigenous Tribal women from New Zealand.

Would you look at that, those Kalanis are congregating near a freshly painted duplex

by johnson 6789 November 14, 2021

Kalani

Kalani is a guy that is funny open and doesn't really car what other people say hes a athletic kind hearted person and will help others more than himself he likes anime and most likely be the most loyal boyfriend youll have

He kalani how are you doing

by Crista23 November 21, 2021

Kalani

Love to get on the gear

Kalani says Let’s get a bag?

by Mozdawgs November 22, 2021

kalani

kalani loves dick. also know how to gag ! she isn’t afraid to swallow your kids; also isnt afraid to cut your dick off. she loves fat niggas

kalani; get her bbc & she’ll love you FOREVER

by ash john November 24, 2021

Kalani

An Pre-Pubescent male

"kalani"

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