Doot

To make a trumpet noise into a females vagina(s)

Trumpeting Chad: yo nigga i doot (ed) on some hot girl yesterday.

by Jollabanger December 25, 2018

Doot

Literally anything

I'm gonna doot some tunes.
Doot that dude.
Punch that guy straight in the doot!

by Minerman1990 May 4, 2019

Doot

Frequently used when describing a person, action, or anything that is stupid.

“Yo, billy just tripped over that cone. Fuckin doot ”

“DOOOOT”

by Yaboyjeffe November 28, 2019

Doot

A box halfway-filled with Nicolas Cage films and memrobelia.

Or a mummified pre-mortal badger.

"Dude! I was looking through your doot and i found Lord of War! Can i borrow it?"

John- "Hey what happened to you face?"
David- "Oh nothing really.. i got attacked by a doot last night. It was totally my bad though i shouldn't of been crawling around in its burial chamber."

by mulletmilitia69 April 28, 2010

doot

An all around gretting / saluation / exclamation / question

Whats up doot?
what the doot!
doot? aka, huh?

by scrollios December 13, 2004

Doot

An update to a map game.

Fucking Host won't upload the goddamn doot!

by Uhhhhhhh Yeah April 22, 2017

doot

A playful and deliberately racist one-word summary of all language spoken in India, derived from the sound of sharply emphasized consonants heard in most Hindi accents. (Place strong dental articulation on the 'd' sound for best pronunciation, such that it almost sounds like "nn-DOOT".)

English person: "Hello!"
Spanish person: "¡Hola!"
Chinese person: "Nihao!"
Indian person: "Doot doot!"

by Holly_Teacakes July 29, 2011