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1-800-Man-Up

The number you 'metaphorically' call when requiring the energy, skill or courage to continue with the task at hand.
Smith: I can't make it to the pub tonight lads, I've gotta go home early
Kay: Dude, you need to call 1-800-Man-Up and get your ass to the boozer.
by TBV April 9, 2008
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the final boss of Mega Man 1

You know what's fun? Fighting 4 bosses in a row without checkpoints, with 1 boss' attacks being completely unavoidable and 2 more being heavily RNG dependant to not screw you over, then fighting an extremely frustrating and unfair boss ON THE SAME HEALTH BAR
"I FUCKING HATE THE FINAL BOSS OF MEGA MAN 1"
"Who are you and what are you doing in my house?"
by MFG | World is a fuck December 23, 2017
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#1 MAN

The pinnacle of the MAN gender, the greatest MAN to ever live. Every woman loves HIM. And HE will never be defeated.
And that MAN is ME. OBVIOUSLY
by Josefth3ripper November 28, 2024
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1 man band

Easy come easy go make it know let me sho your grin remember your chin
Nuts may I be but mine come and go for free
Your honey might take it in the rear and taste like candy
But I’ll be the one to ass n mouth while Simon foot hand mouth
Maybe I got a little mad cow disease but your gonna kill is all and the seas
Your too busy pollinating the wrong things over populate like your home land
Please sir can I have done Moore
Pick a pocket or too while I brothers Grimm my skirts big enough for two
Fancy bougie yeah I know but I know when say thanks no more. Your kid will eventually be embarrassed when your fig plummy pudding scares us.
And again I wrote the hoe handbook your playing that west end girls shit
So Bridgestone over Madison county and make my day ole Harry and handout
I played my kitty her kittie and his wiener dog like a 1 man band. Only got dirty when I went hippie!!!
by Kcboommm May 13, 2024
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1 Man Meeting

When you close/lock your office door, put all your devices on do not disturb, turn down the lights, and find a good webpage, and start stroking your pink hot dog.
Kevin is so lucky. All he does is smoke weed and have 1 man meetings in his office all day. Its no wonder he goes through tissues so fast!
by Francois the Unsheathed September 16, 2025
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1 man 1 horse

Swear that was the most notorious thing on earth, not as worse as two girls one cup tho... both gave me PTSD, don't look up
Friend:aye, look up 1 man 1 horse
Me:huh. What's that?
"Looks up, gains more trauma"
by Lynyo October 12, 2023
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1 Man 1 Screwdriver

1 Man 1 Screwdriver was a video of a guy putting a screwdriver on his penis. it is very weird and disturbing
Don’t watch 1 man 1 screwdriver!

Person: Omg I should’ve not been curious.
by ExplainVid12 June 6, 2023
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