cock whipper

someone who loves to have cocks whipped on their faces or to whip their own cocks on other men's. also refers to having your penis whipped with vines etc.

"hey jonathan badowski is here, lets start whipping"

by evil eye June 3, 2004

Jungle Cock

Pretty much when your dick smells like rotten cabbage dipped in microwaved buttermilk ranch because you've been been doin shit all day and you've got one too many folds in your ballsack. The aroma from your gross dick mixes with the smell of your swamp ass to kinda smell exactly like an old shinguard or when you fuck some dirty slut and don't wash your hog until after work the next day.

"As soon as I unzipped my pants to piss, my fuckin eyes started watering. I'm talkin a serious case of jungle cock. That shit smelled feral."

by ricflair May 10, 2015

Trench cock

When you masterbate into your roommates sock knowing he has trench foot.

"I just came in your sock and now I have trench cock"

by Brain Decay June 25, 2016

Horse cock

A guy with a huge cock would say he has a horse cock🐎🍆, a horse cock also refers to a male horses huge cock

Girl-wanna fuck
Boy-hell ya
Girl-show me that horse cock

by My-6996 June 2, 2019

Cock Level

The state of being in which ones head is at an equal level vertically with a set of male genitalia.

Cord- "Hey Leslie, wanna suck my dick?"
Leslie- "Why on Earth would I want to do that?"
Cord- "Well I just figured since you were at cock level..."

by Renegadeangel92 March 4, 2010

Comfort Cock

A nice place girls can are always welcome to when they are:
Upset
On the rebound
Need a friend with benefits
etc

Guy: " Hey girl, you look down, you know I've got that Comfort Cock if you need it"

by YouDidntKnowWhatItMeantDidYou April 24, 2015

Cock Scarf

A piece of fabric that can be wrapped around the penis, the main purpose it to keep it warm and prevent it from shrivelling due to the cold

Stephen "Hey it's so cold my willy has shrunk to the size of an acorn"

Albert "Dude you should use a cock scarf, it will keep your dinkle warm and keep it a normal size"

Stephen "That sounds like a great idea"

by miaomatt November 14, 2009