Urban Dictionary 

1)a website that grownups can visit when they want to know the definitions of their kids' slang

2) a place where you can define expressions

1)Parents, grandparents, and other adults, are you baffled by the slang you encounter every day by kids? Come to Urban Dictionary, type in the slang you hear, and you will know what you just heard means.

2) You can't find the definitions of an expression in a regular dictionary? Come to Urban Dictionary and you will get a definition for your expression.

Urban Dictionary by Karen Stickney September 20, 2008

Urban Dictionary Flirting 

1. Trying to publish a definition of your girlfriend to Urban Dictionary completely ignoring that it will probably be denied instantaneously.

Example of Urban Dictionary Flirting:

Sarah

1. A fun, amazing girl who love my big penis and is always there for her friends.

Urban Dictionary Flirting by Shweak! February 21, 2010

Urban Dictionary 

A place to go when you want to laugh at stuff you don't like because people write ben stuff about EVERYTHING here. Also useful if you want to look up sex terms. That's about it. Everything else here is mostly people's opinions, not definitions, so don't take anything seriously. Most people here depend on labels and popular culture to write their definitions and think that their cool when they're probably just no-life's with nothing better to do. And the scary thing is that you can't recognize them, because, contrary to what they say, not all retards TiPE LeiK dIs!!11!! And no, they're not all 12 year olds. (in fact, I know a lot of 12 year olds who are smarter than the people I find here)

educated person: I don't think there's a good example of <insert word> on Urban dictionary. <writes a good, non-baised description>
stupid no-life: Being racist is soooo cool. so I'm gonna define <insert race> on urban dictionary! <write a horrible, mocking, steryotype-based description>

Urban Dictionary by AndIActuallyHaveALife December 6, 2010

urban dictionary 

dictionary used by people who have nothing better to do than google their own name

i have no life, so i read urban dictionary

urban dictionary by bexthegreat August 8, 2007

Urbandictionaried

The act of using urbandictionary.com to find the meaning of a word.

5thgrader #1: dude i urbandictionaried blowjob yesterday, sounds like a good time.

5thgrader #2: i cant believe u had to urbandictionary that....

Urbandictionaried by BOOTEN September 20, 2010

Urban Dictionary English

The way real people actually speak. To be contrasted with Proper English or the even more antiquated Received Standard, the speaking of either of which today in many situations will lead to strange looks, chuckles, sneers or cries of "Speak fucking English!" Reflective of the modern trend away from conformity, rigidity, artificiality and snobbery toward autonomy, creativity and the rejection of propriety.

Aaron: Good Day, My Good Man! I say, may I inquire as to the freshness of your pomegranates? Old, dry fruit is something up with which I will not put!

J.B.: Whoa, Homie, you talk like that around here and you'll get your ass kicked! You'd better check out the internet and learn how to speak fucking English. Urban Dictionary English can save your pathetic ass, Dweeb.

Urban Dictionary English by Avery Clapsaddle September 30, 2011

Urban Dictionary Editor 

An Urban Dictionary Editor is what makes peoples entries be entered. With-out them, the guidelines would be nowhere and nonsense would rule the galaxy. They spend their own time to read through peoples definitions and then accept or reject them.
Those who don't like them do not fully understand the value of them. They are kind people. They make UD stay cool and the crap out (cause we don't want to know your cat has got an anal infection, nor your girlfriend's name).

"Wow, I wish i had enough kindness in me to be an Urban Dictionary Editor. They spend their own time to keep UD cleana and fun, and still have time to go shit on some noobs."

Urban Dictionary Editor by Jim Jimminy Jimbob Jones February 24, 2007