Awkward Turtle

Eric Straka invented the hand movement for awkward turtle. Twiddle your thumbs with your palms face up

Look, it’s an awkward turtle *hand movement*

by The 20 year old November 29, 2019

Mud Turtle

When you are having anal sex and you get feces on penis.

I was doing her doggy style and pulled out and she gave me a mud turtle.

by mudturtleking December 9, 2019

tijuana turtleneck

When you choke a tijuana hooker so hard that when your done it looks like shes wearing a turtleneck.

Yesterday i gave sparkles a tijuana turtleneck.

by Spicycumcurry October 25, 2019

peter turtle

A Peter Turtle is the act of being so lonely that you have no choice but to sit home watch netflix and masterbate using your own tears as lubercation.

Hey Dale did you see that guy at lunch, poor fella he seems like a real Peter turtle.

by Maddog55 October 25, 2019

x_turtlefan01

jacksucksatlife's son

my son is X_TurtleFan01

by X_TurtleFan01 December 13, 2019

Premium Turtle Fuur

The short and curlies that keep your snatch warm frost free.

My beard got all tangled up in her premium turtle fuur...

by Dieder December 14, 2019

Arizona turtleneck

When you pour sand into the foreskin of an uncircumcised male

Anakin Skywalker hated it when Padmé Amidala spiced up their honeymoon an Arizona Turtleneck.

by stnapkid January 3, 2020