Christmas Tree

A long hairy green penis/Dick they is protect from a unholy act by a candy cane

Omg the Christmas tree on him is mad large
I know i wanna suck it

by anonymous December 23, 2022

Tree Topping

A way in which you masturbate using the jelly fish hand motion over the top portion of your penis

Hey Jim, my mom walked in while I was tree topping the shit out of my dick last night

by NUTSofaNAT July 15, 2017

tree hawk

A tree hawk is when a grown man sits in top of a Birchwood tree with binoculars and stalks younger females.

Be careful if you venture out into the woods girls, yesterday we spotted a tree hawk a top a Birchwood tree.

by Peso_Gemini June 8, 2022

dead christmas tree

When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively

Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree

Abbey: Same here 🎄

by G.D.Sanchez December 14, 2017

Somali Tree Stump

During doggystyle, when a log of poop starts to come out of their butt, so you take your meat out and push the log back down.

We were doing it, and I saw her about to poop, so I had to Somali tree stump it back in.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

mark tree

A musical instrument also called wind chimes that bands utilize. Makes an incredible amount of noise if you touch it accidentally or run by. Played by running a finger through it.

The percussionist ran his finger through the mark tree at the beginning of the piece.

by BandNazi May 25, 2007

Tree blimping

Climbing up a tree and perving at people getting undressed like peeping tom

Jim was tree blimping at his next door neighbour 's wife

by Jjsop March 8, 2018