ghost poser

A person whose likeness is used in place of an authors true likeness in order to protect their privacy and/or appear to be something they are not such that they may be able to speak to certain issues they otherwise wouldn’t be able to.

The author was so ugly he hired me to be his ghost poser. Now I’m on the back of every copy of his book 😎

by Cedar Eizen December 12, 2022

ghost shit

When you bust a fat line of blow and you get the feeling of having to shit but it’s not there

I was so high on coke about to take a huge shit, but, alas, it was a ghost shit

by netra88 July 2, 2019

ghost elephant

A woman you match with on a dating app that show up in person as a elephant sized woman.

I met a woman from hinge the other day and she was a ghost elephant.

by C3hawes January 31, 2023

My ghost mom

The most sigma mom ever, also we got choked out by sugar fog together <3

Joshy j is still short btw

My ghost mom and I officially hate fake fog machines

by live laugh love msi October 27, 2025

GHOST

WTF WHY YOU HERE I CANT UNDER STAND WHY THERE IS NTHING TO SHOW AND THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE SO WHY ATE YOU HERE??

boy: I think i see a ghost
Dad: your not my son

by ghostdestroy544 September 1, 2020

Ghost Gooning

Ghost Gooning- The act of jerking off publicly without anybody knowing.

I was in the car with my family the other day and Ghost Gooned.

Ghost Gooning- Secretley getting off with nobody noticing or knowing.

by FuttBucker9000 July 26, 2025

Ghost chili

When a girl goes out looking absolutely bangin’ and doesn’t talk to her boyfriend.

When a girl exceeds the level of hot it can no longer be a spicy pepper, it’s a ghost Chili the hottest pepper in the world.

Let’s be ghost chilis tonight.

Wow, that girl is so hot, she must be ghost Chili-ing.

by reallybigmajorleaguesportsfan June 8, 2019