by j_playz_alot March 2, 2021
Get the cold cookiesmug. The Gladful cookie serve has carbs less than half a banana, protein equal to an egg and fiber equal to one carrot. All made with unrefined cane sugar and baked with whole wheat. Basically, it’s the cookie of our dreams and a snack that’s going to break the internet. Moms are calling it the best invention since the baby pacifier. Grand moms are saying there is finally a healthy snack which doesn’t taste like straw. Some have finished the cookie jar before the kids finished their online class. Basically the magic cannot be explain.
by Moms of Gladful December 3, 2021
Get the Gladful cookiemug. by Rbg8 March 22, 2022
Get the cookie-llionairemug. "When I wake up in the morning I go to"- SHUT UP
a cookie from cookie run kingdom that is kinda meta in a frost team though and has A horrible theme song and also the main character of their special episode
a cookie from cookie run kingdom that is kinda meta in a frost team though and has A horrible theme song and also the main character of their special episode
N/A : I like icicle yeti cookie
Me: what
N/A : icicle yeti is just so-
Me: I HATE THE THEME SONG
N/A : I wasn't talking about the theme song I meant:
Me: ENOUGHHHHH
Me: what
N/A : icicle yeti is just so-
Me: I HATE THE THEME SONG
N/A : I wasn't talking about the theme song I meant:
Me: ENOUGHHHHH
by Mr. Alli the girl and man December 12, 2023
Get the Icicle yeti cookiemug. The terrible realization that the chocolate chips in your cookie are, in fact raisins. Yet, you continue to consume the cookie simply because it's a cookie, even though its not the cookie you want.
An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.
An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.
Beth: Hey are you still dating Landon??
Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.
Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.
Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.
Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.
by bonanzapanda February 28, 2020
Get the Cookie Paradoxmug. Avi cookie always has the warmest cookies 🥵sucking his cookies is always a good time. He's toasty, butter, and his chocolates are nice and melty 🔥.
by avicookielicker April 6, 2024
Get the avi cookiemug. by joe69lolxd April 2, 2020
Get the baking cookiesmug.