Jacob Burghy

An example of a koi. Not afraid to put you in your place or make a new place for you to be put.

That dude reminds me a Jacob Burghy.

by Cornstarch October 22, 2018

Jacob tobias Howes

A man who is good at keeping scores at a primary school gala day

Head over to Jacob tobias howes after your race to get your medal

by lrentboy June 17, 2023

jacob jaramillo

The guy that looks like Hitler at an orgy and yells kill the jews and nine

The weird German guy at an orgy who is secretly Mexican , Jacob Jaramillo is the weird German guy at an orgy.

by LolNotAGermanGuy October 05, 2017

Jacob's Luck

Someone who has really bad luck. Also the name of Yes Mam's first album.

Jacob's luck, when you get into a wreck and step out of the car and get hit by another car.

by whospooch September 07, 2018

Jacob masters is a Fag

He just fucking is

Jacob masters is a Fag like fuck him

by Oooowoooooo December 16, 2019

Jacob Day

a little b!tch that's rly fun to hang out with. He can be kinda shy sometimes but overall has a kinda heart. he has pretty eyes and the cutest smile. He can be an asshole sometimes and might not have the best reputation. He has a... unique sense of humor. He looks very masculine physically however, he is a soft baby boy on the inside.

Did you see that really hot guy over there?
yeah, that's Jacob Day

by sab is sad October 20, 2022

Jacob Cleansing

When an individual enters a group chat after long periods of inactivity to correct others on their factual and grammatical input.

"Oh, look who's finally typing... Prepare yourselves for a Jacob Cleansing boys."

by ALEXISISISISISIS July 09, 2018