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Double punch

A secret taekwondo move where you punch simultaneously with both hands, making it impossible to defend.

It can be used as defence against attackers, kidnappers, or other bad guys.

It's also a well known dance move, first popularized in Mexico.
Bag guy: I'm robbing you

Not bad guy: *double punch es with both fists at the same time.

Bad guy: *is confused and leaves
by davefromcanada February 18, 2024
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keyboard punch monkey

Any computer job that involves just entering entering data into a program that does not require much thought or mental process.
Man1: Hey man how did your day go?
Man2: Boring, all I did was enter numbers in to the accounting software. I felt like a keyboard punch monkey.
by Benjamin Fox March 2, 2017
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Falcon Punch

When the male is fingering or 'poking' the female he inserts both his thumb and index finger and reaches for the top of the cave of the Womb, Pinches with both fingers pulls down as far as he can and lets the skin ping right back up again. - Bleeding is Inevitable.
by HardcoreGreenArmy April 26, 2010
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Ball Punch

when a girl is that mad she will come over and amputate your ball sack
man - men are so much better than women

women - be carful what you say I will ball punch you
by Ball Punch May 24, 2018
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Peterson Punch

To shut down an angry, extreme feminist with pure logic, words only, non physical. (No women were harmed in the making of this statement)
I was speaking to this girl at the bar and she started bringing up loads of extreme feminist views, so I gave her a Peterson Punch.
by anonymous January 8, 2021
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Zonk Punch

A powerful and easy move for self defense, made popular with its usage by Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan
Girl: Some creep tried to grope me but i used the zonk punch and broke his skull and neck
Girl 2: Slay
by NiggaWord November 4, 2022
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punch move

The act of using someone for something then leaving them.
Girl did you heard that Ashley was punch moved by Michael after he got it on the first night.
by Chocolate Foxx March 26, 2018
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