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Blood Punch

When you fist a girl on her period and your hand comes out covered in period blood.
Friend 1: "I heard she is on her period, no sex for you buddy"
Friend 2" Its all good, I gave her a blood punch last night"
by Spergann December 16, 2020
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Poo Punch

After fisting a girl in the ass, spin her around and punch her in the mouth with poo covered fist.
Amanda got poo punched by Jerry last night.
by Swopie May 17, 2025
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Wireless hole punch

Don't make me use the wireless hole punch!
by Kdot cdot December 27, 2021
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Throat punch

Facebooks metaphorically throat punches people by slapping them with bans.
by DasUlf May 14, 2022
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Dumbo Punched

Regarding fighting (Mixed Martial Arts, MMA, UFC or Boxing) when a fighter is punched in the head so that, in slow motion, you see his cauliflower ears flap around like the animated Disney character "Dumbo".
He was hit so hard in the head his ears started to flap. He was Dumbo punched!
by brokenlegmike April 22, 2014
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donkey punch

To punch your partner in the back of the head during sex..and they like it!
I loved it when my boyfriend donkey punched me, I instantly orgasmed.
by trip ships September 13, 2021
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Gunther punch

The act of punching someone in the trans-scrotal-rectal area. Also known as the taint. Generally followed by a loud exclamation of surprise and/or pain from the recipient.
He was being a dick, so when he went up the ladder, I gave him the good old gunther punch.
by International Barfighter April 18, 2010
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