Potato Hour

The time in which a person masturbates.

What type of porn do you watch during potato hour?

by TrankMeme82x (Chase) June 7, 2018

National Potato Day

26th October Is National Potato Day

We celebrated National Potato Day by buying PotatoMerch.

by PotatoMerchMan August 6, 2022

Choke on a potato

What to call it when you're teabagging someone with massive balls and you start to gag.

Ari was afraid he'd choke on a potato at lunch today.

by Puntmuffer October 4, 2017

Action potato

A dick that is short yet fat

Dick: Yo, Marisa said that Ephraim has an action potato.
Tom Blue: Gross!

by Perenthia January 26, 2010

Mashed Potato Quickie

At a family thanksgiving, while preparing mashed potatoes, you leave the kitchen while the potatoes boil, and fuck before they are finished. You return like nothing happened.

Hey girl, the family is driving me nuts, let’s go have a mashed potato quickie

by Sickfuckquickfucks November 27, 2019

potato medal

when the 4th place finisher gets awarded a medal along with the top 3. usually happens at u.s. figure skating national championships

he couldn't podium, but at least he can get a potato medal. as a treat.
they flopped, but there's always a possibility of a potato medal.

by rikabauer April 15, 2022

Potato

The word potato is often used to infer laziness as in the case of a "couch potato".

This is derogatory towards potatoes and like many minority groups there is now an effort to change the meaning of "potato" in order to prevent offending potatoes it has been decided that instead of using it to imply laziness it should imply activeness or hard work.

Be a good potato and run a mile
Act more like a potato and get a job
Get off your ass and be a potato
Save the world, be a potato

by Poi-purple_paste February 12, 2017