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Guinea pig

A cute, furry rodent that enjoys eating hay and veggies. They have a built in motion tracker that can dectect nearby movement. They also have a nose that can sniff veggie treats from half metre radius. Their necks have a 180 degree rotation view and they can swiftly turn out pellets from their rear end. Their mouth can chomp on anything it desires; lettuce, carrots, cucumbers, hay, paper and more. They are easy to raise as a pet in the right circumstances. Just beware, they don't care about your suffering while cleaning for them!
Joe: Wait, where's my veggies?
Theo: The guinea pigs stole them.
Joe: Of course they did!
by GuineaPigMaster February 27, 2017
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Pig

To over-indulge to an unfathomable extent
We went absolutely pig last night at the bar

You guys are such pigs for beer

We made pigs of ourselves last night
by Gonepig September 27, 2020
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PIGS

PIGS (or pigs) is an economic term for the southern European countries (Portugal, Italy, Greece and Spain: P-I-G-S) who suffered greatly the 2011 European debt crisis and were forced to implement austerity measures to stop their ever-growing public spending.
It's used online in a derogatory or ironic sense to refer to the people of these countries, highlighting their supposed poverty, corruption or, more generally, to their supposed laziness, hotness and chill mediterrean 'lifestyle'.
Somewhere in Mallorca...
Jan: "Hey, have you seen that PIGS chick there?"
Hans: "Ja, I really want to choke on that boobies"
by Revery February 10, 2025
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PIG

by Beesassee April 9, 2017
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pig in a blanket

when a bitches titty so flat you gotta wrap one around your hog to titfuck her.
Man, I Was so excited to tit fuck this girl last night but when she took her bra off, droop city! Had to give her a pig in a blanket.
by Schmutz1g February 28, 2021
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Pig scrubbing

Masturbating a guy with smegma, dick cheese, etc. or any other strong smelling substance.
There's no lube, but your dick cheese is slimy, I'll just use that! That's nasty you pig scrubbing bitch! Use spit!
by Mr Mortician April 7, 2023
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Rusty Pig

The embodiment of playing electronica at 4:30 in the morning after a night of drunken drag debauchery.
"Man, last night I had my radio show after seeing Rocky Horror. It was such a rusty pig."
by fierysexbuckets2010 January 14, 2011
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