Half Moon Bay

Small lil town an hour south of SF. There’s nothing to do here unless you’re into surfing, beachside pilates, dog-walking, and other white people things.

Weed here is pretty mid, you’re better off going to Pacifica or SF. Come to think of it, there’s no real dispensary here either :(

People here tend to think they’re the shit. It’s a small podunk town so everyone pretty much hates each other lol

The gangs here are pretty timid, even CSL and MLN are pretty much just minor cliques at this point. Calling them crews would be overselling them lol

There’s a crap ton of rednecks, takuaches wannabes, white people, occasional preps, but that’s pretty much it. The high school football team was good back right before the pandemic.

Half Moon Bay is pretty much only ideal for taking a piss after coming up from Santa Cruz. Not much else.

by Hova’s Witness March 22, 2023

blob and a half

Someone who is so disheveled that they no longer look like a human.

Wow, is that Jacob? She looks like a blob and a half.

by Don't worry about it. haha May 16, 2018

half stat

When u land a girl at but have to reject her coz u have a gf

Luke got a half stat whilst at the club

by Sosigggggggggggggggg January 18, 2025

half-pibling-in-law

1. The spouse of one's parent's half-sibling.
2. The half-sibling of one's parent-in-law.

My half-pibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

half wall

the spot on the ice by the hash marks on the boards. A place where hockey players receive breakout passes

The Left or right winger was waiting at the half wall in their own zone, for a breakout pass

by MoeBocks May 27, 2023

half-co-nibling-in-law

Spouse's half-nibling's spouse.

half-co-nibling-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Half Winded Handy

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.

Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.

by Blaceph January 23, 2021