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cunt ninja

When you have sex in a public place with no one finding out, usually male on female or for a double cunt ninja female on female
Man I was such a cunt ninja with my brother's wife ... Yeah it was at Thanksgiving
by Jeremiah fink keister October 27, 2013
mugGet the cunt ninjamug.

Ninja

I’m going to start calling girls with great bodies but ugly faces “ninjas” because they always look better with their mask on.

It’s Like the covid version of “butterface
Undercover ninja #1: Hey, did you see that butterface?

UN #2: she’s too young to be a butterface. She’s a ninja.

UN #1: why a ninja?

UN #2: because we’re in a pandemic and she looks better with her mask on.
by Rocklawbster December 22, 2021
mugGet the Ninjamug.

Moon ninja

Moon ninja.
The moon ninja is the moon that appears in the daylight spotting it. Legend has it she has insomnia, and takes her nap on the wrong side of the moon
Point at object in sky “ is that the moon I can see out in day light?” Ahh the moon ninja has fallen asleep, insomnia. “
by Moonninja May 30, 2024
mugGet the Moon ninjamug.
Naruto X Boruto:Ultimate Ninja Storm Connections is a game which as it implies,covers the Naruto and Boruto series. It contains 10 new characters,returning stages,new gameplay mechanics,second jutsus (which are tilts,trust me),and two story modes (History and Special Story from Boruto) It is considered the worst game by naruto fans,and unfortunately the dub is pretty bad cause it used AI Voices. It is released for PS4,PS5,Xbox One,Xbox Series X,Nintendo Switch and PCs.
Storm Master:Ugh....Naruto X Boruto:Ultimate Ninja Storm Connections is the worst game i have ever played in my life!
Vaporgamer: Me too!
Monkey 2: Me three!
Trollsomeisback:But this game is so good,it has clones and-
Vaporgamer:Shut up!
by LeoKids123 July 12, 2024
mugGet the Naruto X Boruto:Ultimate Ninja Storm Connectionsmug.

ninja

The first person every retarded white 5yr old wanna be wants to become in fortnite... what a fucktard
"hey Jimmy wanna play with me and Alexis?" said Alex "No i'm good, if Ninja wont i wont"...BITCH
by FinnyFanatic16PS4btw November 8, 2018
mugGet the ninjamug.

head ninja

When a girl starts an argument and some how turns it around to be your fault regardless and then you begin to think it was your fault all along.
I totally pulled a head ninja on mark the other day over the $9000 Gucci bill. I told him if he stayed home with me more I wouldnt spend as much money, so then he started crying and apologizing for not being around as much.
by QueenHeadNinja December 3, 2009
mugGet the head ninjamug.

Ball Ninja

Hawking golf balls from your unsuspecting playing partners golf bag.
Matt is the exemplary example of a true ball ninja. Dude just rips piss missiles off the tee and sometimes the fairway just runs out and they go OB. Pro V’s are better when they’re free.
by Mr. Doublay January 25, 2024
mugGet the Ball Ninjamug.

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