Muffining

The act of removing the "T-tops" from one's 1982 Firebird so that once you were done eating the muffin top one could allegedly toss the bottom of the muffin at an unsuspecting pedestrian. Remembering to asking them "want some muffin" knowing damn well they do not want a 30 mph muffin to the torso.

Hey drive me to Market Basket so we go can muffining on the way.

by protijy July 2, 2018

Muffin

An offensive word to call somebody who is being a jerk.
(Pronounced “Maffin”)

Quit being such a muffin!

by MrMeøw July 21, 2018

muffin dunk

The female equivalent of teabagging, the Muffin Dunk is th act of placing the "muffin" on the bridge of someone's nose.

Dude, I saw this chick muffin dunk her drunk friend at a party.

by Bearded Superhero July 28, 2018

Muffin flaps

Labia Majora.
Interchangeable with “pussy lips”

Barbara isn’t wearing any panties and I caught a glimpse of her muffin flaps

by El_choco14 August 13, 2018

muffin shop

a gay sex orgy

"man, did you see billy at the muffin shop last night? dude walked out with four guys on each arm!"

by billystuvilegit August 24, 2018

Muffin grease

Vaginal sucreation, pussy fluid

Did you get lucky last night

Yeah! My cock is still covered in muffin grease.

by Crackslime January 25, 2019

Muffin™

A fucken fine ass boi with a heart full of love and a head full of anime and Kpop trash.
Beautiful

Beautiful

Beautiful

Yes I had to put that three times because it’s the truth
Toll in the smollest way
Massive bubbly personality that I just wanna eat up
S M A R T

Humongous uwu supplies
Just a bloody lovely human if I’m honest dear lord am I LUCKYYY
I LOVE YOU, YOU PRECIOUS WHATSIT AHHHHH

My choc-chip banana Muffin™

by toastedtoast February 11, 2019