Similar to a peacock preening its feathers, the snowman lesbian builds and maintains her snowman in order to attract a mate. A snowman lesbian might spend days or even weeks on a single snowman but finding another lesbian to U-Haul home with makes it all worth it.
John: “Why’d she move to Montana?”
Betty: “Oh, she’s a snowman lesbian. She’s gotta go live somewhere with a lot of snow to have any chance of getting laid.”
Betty: “Oh, she’s a snowman lesbian. She’s gotta go live somewhere with a lot of snow to have any chance of getting laid.”
by Zohiel January 20, 2025
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Lucy: cause they are a budget lesbian obviously you douchebag
Lucy: cause they are a budget lesbian obviously you douchebag
by Toastguy999 February 22, 2025
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When uve given up/have no interest in men romantically but would fuck.
Pansexual: can find anyone sexually attractive regardless of gender, but can have ‘types’, preferences, and of course doesn’t mean you want to fuck everyone lmao
Lesbian: while usually both applying to sexual/romantic desires for specifically non-men (ex: women, non-binary, genderqueer blahbalhablhah), when associated with pansexual will only apply to the non-sexual preferences a sapphic will have relationship-wise.
Pansexual: can find anyone sexually attractive regardless of gender, but can have ‘types’, preferences, and of course doesn’t mean you want to fuck everyone lmao
Lesbian: while usually both applying to sexual/romantic desires for specifically non-men (ex: women, non-binary, genderqueer blahbalhablhah), when associated with pansexual will only apply to the non-sexual preferences a sapphic will have relationship-wise.
A: “idk i thought i was lesbian but i still kind of like some guys sexually?”
B: “yeah, i thought i was pansexual and panromantic, but im losing interest in dating or getting with a dude romantically.”
C: “damn yall might be pansexual lesbians”
D: “thats not real lmfao”
C: “nuh uh”
B: “yeah, i thought i was pansexual and panromantic, but im losing interest in dating or getting with a dude romantically.”
C: “damn yall might be pansexual lesbians”
D: “thats not real lmfao”
C: “nuh uh”
by chrysanthemum8 March 15, 2025
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Get the an lesbian mug.“Mspec” is another term for “bisexual”, which means not exclusively attracted to any gender.
“Lesbian” means a woman exclusively attracted to any gender.
As such, an “mspec lesbian” is a woman who is not a lesbian but wants to culturally appropriate lesbians. This is clear from how self-proclaimed “mspec lesbians” try to justify their contradictory label by claiming that they are connected to lesbian culture.
See also: meat-eating vegan, non-dysphoric trans, Christian atheist
“Lesbian” means a woman exclusively attracted to any gender.
As such, an “mspec lesbian” is a woman who is not a lesbian but wants to culturally appropriate lesbians. This is clear from how self-proclaimed “mspec lesbians” try to justify their contradictory label by claiming that they are connected to lesbian culture.
See also: meat-eating vegan, non-dysphoric trans, Christian atheist
by the riverside March 27, 2025
Get the mspec lesbian mug.She turned out to be a conquest lesbian—charming and persistent until I finally gave in, only to disappear the moment she got what she wanted.
by MightyHalfpint May 25, 2025
Get the Conquest Lesbian mug.The disappearance of traditional lesbian women as more and more would’ve been lesbians become trans men or gender non-conforming instead.
Lesbian: I can’t seem to find any other lesbians these days.
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Homeless guy eavesdropping: That’s Dead Lesbian Theory for you.
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