Jake

Looong dick style

Im going to jake you tonight

Im going to jake your wife

by Chicken killer 7y May 28, 2019

Jake

Jake is horrible, ugly, and not handsome. If you are friends with a Jake or Jacob, then Un friend Him real quick.
If Jake or Jacob is the name of your boyfriend, then he will cheat and say he didn’t. He will most likely have a lot of pimples if Jake is your brother tell your mom to put him up for adoption

Hey did you see Jake over there?
Yeah he is pretty ugly

I heard he cheated on Vanessa!
He has a lot of pimples!

by trina vega hater May 24, 2020

Jake Paul

Absolute trash. If Cancer was a person

Umm, do you have autism or are you a Jake pauler.

by MaxWellImo January 30, 2018

jake sheehan

Someone who is addicted to smelling fully loaded tacos with mustard

Oh my! Why are you being a Jake Sheehan?

by Srndn3 January 8, 2020

jake miller

jake miller is a person that can be very confusing. a person that is very easy to fall in love with, a person worth dying for, and a person who deserves the best this world has got. don’t mess up because if you do then jake miller will hurt you worse. despite the pain caused , you will still love this man with every ounce of your body, witch can be very frustrating.

“hey do you know jake miller?”
“yeah i heard he is into blondes”

by teenybamboo April 10, 2022

Jake Furry

A furry who has no friends and cannot aim straight. The only thing they are aiming for is to shank up ZR and ER

He is such a Jake Furry

by Qoo123 March 16, 2024

Jake-ing

To feign knowledge of a subject and find a reason to check your phone to google said subject to identify buzz phrases of subect in order to seem well read on said subject.

Yeah I mean he wrote good stories, but his Jake-ing on literally every subject was just too fucking much.

by JimThinkExist September 23, 2021