by YankeeWithBrim March 13, 2023

A man with a massive ass, Jewish penis. He has lots of money to pay to smash but all the ladies pay him back plus more for his penis. He likes anime and hentai but nobody cares and watches it with him.
Girl: I want to fuck Jacob so bad
Girl 2: I heard his dick is massive!
Girl: I hope it doesn't break me!
Girl 2: I heard his dick is massive!
Girl: I hope it doesn't break me!
by Jakdib April 20, 2018

Jacob is the bro
by max is gayboy November 24, 2019

by TheLegend1618 June 05, 2019

That Jacob is always in the shop
by Our guy September 23, 2021

by Aliyahsscoolasf June 08, 2022

girl:1 have you seen jacob he is so mean and his dick is small
girl:2 i know right his dick is smaller than a pussy it goes in.
girl:2 i know right his dick is smaller than a pussy it goes in.
by camern October 19, 2022
