clearing out the airing cupboard

A poo of so epic a proportion that no matter how many hands of paper towels you pull out to buff up your rusty star the old brown biro never runs out of ink , hide your socks

USED ALL THE CHUFFING BOG ROLL

Shouting from the bog ......
Throw up another bog roll love , Im clearing out the airing cupboard up here

Gone through more bog roll than a covid 19 panic buying individual

by Trentbridge Troll April 16, 2021

air purifier

A device designed to improve indoor air quality by removing contaminants in the air.

Person 1: Dude, you broke your air purifier.
Jack: I thought I had to purify it.

by Overall1728 September 22, 2023

Aired Out

Up the ass. The preparation, engagement, or result of anal play or sex.

“Omg, my ass is gaping after last night. He really had me aired out.”

by Shmeeeeeeeeee44 March 7, 2020

AIR

Acts of Indisputable Racism

You aren't actually living unless you have AIR.

by K00l Kids Klub February 22, 2011

Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F)

The Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence is when air is pumped into ones ass and then released simulating a natural fart. Employing such method properly can catapult oneself into legend status if done properly.

Christopher was unsatisfied with his fart game so he deployed the Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F) method utilizing a rusty basketball pump in the garage. Christopher then rejoined Thanksgiving dinner, bare assed as the day he was born, and released a fart so long and loud he was forever nicknamed “The Exhaust”.

by LarsBrunswick November 22, 2021

Hot Air Balloon

When a person is farts in another’s mouth while having their ass eaten out.

“Jasmine filled me a my mouth up with a hot air balloon last night”

by Bismallah January 20, 2023

Air

He's the type of guy you would want to date and love. He may become your best friend, but you will eventually fall for him because of his nice and kind personality. He's the kind of guy that every good girl would want. He's the type of guy to love you for yourself and blame himself and not anyone else for his own mistakes that if anything injured his girl. He's a loud guy, but sometimes shy and a bit irrogant because he loves you and wants to spoil you so much. But he loves you because you are you and you should never let anyone Air escape from your hands, ladies!

"Have you seen Air? He's so cool!"

"I wish I was her. I want to be spoiled by Air too.."

by Idk_what_anymore February 11, 2019