A person who never takes their bluetooth headset out of their ear. They figure it makes them look important.
Fred: Josh's turned into a real Bluetooth Ass since he got that stupid thing.
Joe: Yeah, if he only knew how geek it made him look. Looser!
Joe: Yeah, if he only knew how geek it made him look. Looser!
by Buck Guapo March 29, 2007
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Get the Grab assing mug.An ass which is only good when viewed in a container, such as jeans. Otherwise it is a big old jiggly ass.
by Deaoay Omtay October 11, 2007
Get the Container Ass mug.Jeez that guy is such an ass suit. Did you hear about the diva tantrum he threw the other day. I hope he chokes on his own farts while he's up there
by Nikita Majic January 25, 2011
Get the ass suit mug.1. Something you have hidden up your ass. Most of the time when your hiding it from authority. After you keestered something, whats in your ass is your ass stash
Example: Prisoner #1-You still got that ass stash?
Prisoner #2-Yeah, I keestered that shit. We got some weed for later.
Prisoner #2-Yeah, I keestered that shit. We got some weed for later.
by keestermaster February 9, 2010
Get the ass stash mug.known as the left over crap that doesn't get wiped off when one is finished cleaning their ass after taking a chocolate nugget.
Usually guys have this problem the most since its harder to clean a harry ass.
Usually guys have this problem the most since its harder to clean a harry ass.
me:hey man? whats the best way to get rid of ass dirt
friend: bleach and a scrub brush .
me: wow Ive never seen my asshole so clean :)
friend: bleach and a scrub brush .
me: wow Ive never seen my asshole so clean :)
by the lomondo September 2, 2013
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