Farting jellyfish

The unfortunate side effect of spending time in a body of water (such as a pool or bath) after being on the receiving end of anal sex.

I went for a swim after getting bummed by several flamboyant gentlemen and to my astonishment I found I kept farting jellyfish.

by Jellyfish Duke September 10, 2019

Tetanus fart

When you involuntarily fart so bad your asshole flowers and you use wet ones for a week.

My wife farted so hard her lu lu lemons looked like a reverse moose knuckle. That’s a definite tetanus fart

by Brididdle May 31, 2018

Carbonated farts

Farts that you can’t hold in

Damn I got some carbonated farts

by Brocum June 1, 2018

fart text

The act of recording one's fart on a smart phone via the record audio icon in the text field, then texting it to an individual or a group for playback.

"Damn Jim! That was a nasty sounding fart text you sent!"

by Silly Games December 27, 2017

Ant Fart

A major incident or issue that has occurred, but you forgot to mention to someone important that should have been informed.

Umm, Mary and I got married last week. Sorry for the Ant Fart

by Ant Farter January 28, 2020

Fart Smoker

Someone who puckers up to a butthole and inhales the contents of the fart.

Yeah, Uriah why don't you come over here and smoke this fart you dirty fart smoker

by Gamache2 April 13, 2020

platonic fart

Just the worlds most gargantuan toot ever detonated into existence

Dude yesterday I had the most platonic fart I swear

by Kiikle April 26, 2020