fake religious

People who act holy and self righteous when things go their way, but become pieces of shit when you disagree with them or call them out on their b.s.

Ali: "It's better to forgive and worry about yourself. We should all just agree for the sake of peace."
Omer: "I disagree."
Ali: "Wtf is wrong with you!? Are you stupid or retarded? Why can't you see I'm right?"
Omer: "How are you right?"
Ali: "Because I went to Yale, I pray everyday, am successful and everyone likes me."
Omer: "How does that make you right?"
Ali: "Wtf do you know Omer? You work in sales. And have like 50 followers. You barely know 10 surahs. I mean, you don't even have a beard."

Omer: "You just fake religious."

by Seven Eight6 April 9, 2020

Five mile fake out

when your checking out someone from a distance and when you get closer it turn out it was nothing like what you thought she/him would look like.

dang that girl in the blue dress looks good *walks closer to girl* uuhhhmmm never mind its a five mile fake out, she looks 40.

by Santa’s brother June 27, 2018

fake dating

Fake dating When 2 people act like they're in a relationship for social gain

I can't believe Natalia and josh are fake dating again.

by fake dating September 22, 2020

fake take

When you have sex with someone, but you don't intend to connect emotionally with that person afterwards.

Girl: This isn't a real relationship. That wasn't meaningful sex. This is a fake take.

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

Fake Winger

A person who is in fact, totally apolitical, but jumps on every bandwagon going. Usually in order to gain social acceptance, and appear more intelligent than they actually are.

I see all the British middle class fake wingers have blacked out their social media profiles: As if they've ever even had a single objective thought about the situation.

by Rikstir June 5, 2020

spicy fake-out

Being so savagely tricked that you can't believe what just happened. (i.e. A teacher telling you don't need to worry about an exam and then giving you the most difficult test you've ever taken)

Guy #1 - Nancy asked for my number. I I thought we were going to go out, but she just pinned it in the girl's bathroom with a "Text me for period advice" sign.
Guy #2 - Damn bro, spicy fake-out

by @MissTake September 21, 2020

fake bean

Fake bean = fake person/ fake fan

If you disagree with someone they may call you “fake bean”

Bean in plural is “Beanz”

-I love strawberries, do you like strawberries?
- No
- Than you are a fake bean✋😔

by Master Of Beanz November 12, 2019