Edible Donkey Splatter

A heaping glob of donkey shit.

"Go eat a glob of edible donkey splatter"

by Skizoo May 24, 2022

Donkey Dash

A Rocket League mechanic involving the use of a wavedash upon landing

Donkey dash

by Apparentlyjack November 10, 2022

Squab donkey

When you are banging your girl so hard she squirts everywhere but then suddenly poops as well. Becoming a Squab Donkey

Ended up a nasty mess because my chick totally squab donkeys

by Running hatchet December 7, 2018

Donkey

Anything that is huge, totally cool, bad ass and awesome. Big awesome. It can refer to parts of the human anatomy or any other object or thing.

Did you see that fish he just caught in the tournament? That thing is a Donkey.

by bubba luva January 20, 2020

Rubber-nosed swamp donkey

Another name for a moose. Nickname derived from their very large muzzle, sometimes described as rubbery or leathery and their affinity for aquatic environments, where they often feed, and their large, somewhat ungainly, donkey-like appearance.

Dusty went hunting for deer and ended up face to face with a rubber-nosed swamp donkey.

by Dr. Robbert October 5, 2025

Donkey Krunch

A combination of a Donkey Kick and a Donkey Punch.

As your Donkey Kicking sum1, you throw in the punch for good measure.

Viola Donkey Krunch.

Especially good on 1 night stands.

by Richie JB August 19, 2008

Donkey squirts

When a person has cramping in the stomach, as well as unholdable, uncontrollable diarrhea to the point where it makes you vocal

"Aaaaugh eeeeoooohhh"

I got the donkey squirts last night after eating that crunchwrap Supreme

by Yunglummy June 1, 2025