great-grandnephew-in-law

1- Great-grandnibling's husband.
2- Spouse's great-grandnephew.

My great-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Law of 1/3rd

The ratio of people you are allowed to sleep with when drunk versus amount when sober. The drunk equivalant of sleeping with one person while sober is sleeping with three people.

Based on the Law of 1/3rd I'm not a slut, I only slept with six guys when i was drunk!

by crownman June 18, 2011

Stepbrother-In-Law

The title given to someones brother of sisters boyfriend if they're not married

Juan: Who's this Harry geezer?
Tom: Oh he's my sisters boyfriend, that makes him my stepbrother-in-law
Juan: Surely he's your stepbrother?
Tom: Nah fam, he's not married to my sister

by why_am_1_doing_this May 1, 2019

Husband-in-law

It’s the phrase you use so other people know that the new husband and the ex-husband have a great relationship. I’m not sure if grades the white word but it’s not too bad.

So I talked to my husband-in-law yesterday and yes, he is sure that he can fix your dishwasher.

by @Yim October 21, 2020

Bravo's Law

Bravo's Law is an internet rule which states: Any clearly stated opinion will be willfully misinterpreted by at least one person on the internet.

This originated from a viral tweet by @BravoCoolee, who complained that you could claim that you loved pancakes and then be accused of hating waffles, which is not implied by that statement.

"All I said was 'I love pancakes' and then people were accusing me of hating waffles! Bravo's Law will get you every time, man."

by Crick_elf April 29, 2024

Fox's law

Like godwin's law but pertaining to biscuits - a favourite conversation topic amongst brits on Internet forums - especially once a thread has served its purpose or the original poster has made things awkward, someone (usually sarcastic) will eventually mention biscuits to diffuse and/or derail the thread.

Some squid asked a question on the motorbike forum about cleaning his carburetor - we pointed out that his 2019 lexmoto is electronically injected, he got angry. Next post was a question about whether you should dunk a custard cream or not. Fox's law.

by Geoffbot August 28, 2019

Law

non-existent

person 1 - what is the law

person 2 - oh its non-existent

by anonymous June 20, 2023