Ur mom

"ur mom" is the dumbest come back of the century but people still use it anyway.
Especially Middle school kids.

Tom: What did you do yesterday?
Jackson: UR MOM LOL!!!!

Tom: Whats 6x8?
Jackson: Up ur moms Butt LOL!!!!!

by AlliTHEDODObird February 19, 2022

the REAL kiss ur partner day

nov. 17th is the TRUE kiss ur partner day 🫶

alpha male: hey babe its november 17th *smooch*
gf: why did u kiss me
alpha male: bc its the REAL kiss ur partner day today

by dafinkey November 16, 2023

ur mom

A very funny comeback to stupid or smart people who don't understand it.

Person A: I had canes last night
Person B: I Had ur mom last night

by thebombonurmom.com February 26, 2019

Ur mom

I fucked your mom

Slipped through ur moms window and fucked her

by Milf playa November 23, 2021

Ur mum

"Ur mum" is a term used for people who "accidentally" say it on telegram in a group with teachers as of July 7, 2021.

Hamiza: TKRS dengan siapa?
Ikhwan: "Ur mum"

by IckyNotSticky July 11, 2021

ur brother like the other

This is reeeeealy the worsd insult u can use.
Wtach what happnes:

paul: ur mum gay lol
andy: ur dad lesbian
paul: ur granny tranny
andy: ur brother like the other
*universe collapses and paul rises to fucking hell and devil rapes his ass*

by uruncleraper69 March 13, 2018

Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook

when you shove your pp into the charging hole of ur chromebook, making cum squirt all in it and on the volume button. this can also make phub open and give you a fun time.

Example: I had the best Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook last night. The cum was everywhere.

Example: I fucked ur mom...dont ask her shes still open cheeked on the bed. Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook

by Shawnmasterb8s+davidejacul8s November 17, 2022