Mop Twat

MOP TWAT: A woman with a stinky vagina. The twat smells so bad like a mix of dirty mop and hotdog water that hasn't been changed for three weeks.

I messed around with a bitch that had a "mop twat" last night.

That chick smells worse than two skunks fighting in a onion patch.

by Klowdz69 December 6, 2025

cum guzzling twat sucker

Usually a man who likes to suck and guzzle on their own cum. Occurs after they play with their twat. Which in this case is their penis and/or balls.

Adam is a cum guzzling twat sucker

by BEKatPotsdam February 11, 2010

The Book of Twat

Noun:

A vagina that has many wrinkles, or flaps, usually due to sexual promiscuity or repetitive rape of a female.

I ate that bitch out for 2 hours! It was like reading 2 chapters of The Book of Twat!

by Big Saxy October 20, 2014

twisting your twat

The female equivalent of the expression "busting your balls"

Calm down sally I'm just twisting your twat

by Jewcompany May 3, 2015

quavving a twat

Going to McDonald's for a salad

Person: What did you do today?
You: I was quavving a twat
Person: Bitch, why would you get a salad at McDonald's?

by Yaaaaasbitch1.0 September 18, 2016

Two legged twat monkey

Something funny call ya m8

Lou lou ya two legged twat monkey

by Onyx1205 October 2, 2016

shat on a twat

Another word for shit on a stick

Shat on a twat, get your shat on a twat only for $2

by dictionarydoge December 25, 2016